Queer in Gear

Just another twenty-something queer trying to get things in gear. -College Student -Climber -Lesbian -Lyrical Genius I fooled a beautiful girl into marrying me | 8•18•15 @itsfaithybaby-blog

[queeringear]

The product of @_brifaith_ & I's shitty ideas...mostly hers, I just wanted to add candy corn 🙂 #poop #cake #lookslikeshit #tasteslikeheaven p.s. who's birthday was it? #notkyles

[queeringear]

Urine for a good pun. #bartenderproblems #jordanthehistorian #tendingmywaythroughcollege

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[aimee-b-loved]

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

[queeringear]

blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy

someone: looks like urine trouble

tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT

tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST

tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW

tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH

tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*

tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

[queeringear]

zzz #faiththehuman #jakethedog

[queeringear]

13 years of friendship and this girl still surprises me :) Thank you so much @jayrae92 for the amazing house warming gift!! The gifts you make me are always so amazing and straight from the heart♡♡♡ Here's to another 13 years girly #bestfriend #handmadegifts #handmade #thelittlelicons #puppiesincluded

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

me: *checks out the men’s flannels at a store*

salesperson: oh, are you looking for a gift for someone?

me:

[blackk-annd-goldd]

😂

[sociallychallengednerd]

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

[adobe-outdesign]

[cakejam]

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

[kewwrites]

Another reason I love tumblr!!! One of the best chain posts ever!!

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[avvviso]

View this post on Instagram

[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[queeringear]

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

[charmdog]

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

[xxxan-xiety]

don’t you mean blaze it? 

[charmdog]

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

[the-killing-joke]

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

Me if I was a cat

[shownumetal]

do you know what a cat is

[pardonmewhileipanic]

yes and this is one cool cat

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[queeringear]

All set up for this evening!! Pounders has Pride starts at 9pm!! We have 5$ drink specials & karaoke all night!! Can't wait to see everyone tonight ♡♡♡ #pounders #pridenight #northcounty #sandiego #sd #poundershaspride #lbgt (at Pounders Sports Pub)

[best-of-memes]

[ashley-slashley]

I wonder what cats dream of?

[ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel]

I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE