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[fuckyeahgoodomens]

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[bartzabell]

HEART SHAPED WINGS!!! (x)

[elinordash]

Sweetheart they’re suspecting things

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven’t seen yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!!

[mistysblueboxstuff]

imma do a proper painting eventually but i got really excited I'm sorry zsnnsns

[sarah-hadeschild-deactivated202]

If Aziraphale were a woman, she’d be Hannah Gadsby.

I will take no notes on this.

[brinnanza]

there are a lot of Extremely Married moments in good omens, but I maintain that the Most Married moment is when crowley says out of nowhere, “ducks! they’re what water slides off.” and aziraphale heaves a deeply put-upon sigh and says, “….just drive the car.”

[alexunbalanced]

a close runner up is when Aziraphale wants to do magic at Warlock’s birthday party and Crowley just goes, “Make you disappear”, and Aziraphale’s not put out in the slightest

[silver-shores]

and third place goes to “Oh Lord, heal this bike”

[amadness2method]

“Not you, I know what you smell like.”

[ednav]

I’m sorry, but the Most Married Moment is the compromise:

A: “You lost the child.” C: “We lost the child.” A: “A child has been lost.”

[dreamsincolor]

Not to hijack this post but I did a whole powerpoint about this last summer. If, you know, anyone was interested.

[redcurlzbychoice]

The way he says “I know what you smell like” is “I love you” in capital letters.

[xofemeraldstars]

First & Last Temptation 

[seefasters]

do yall r. do yall remember wh do yall remember when then they put under pressure in the trailer commission info

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

As Long As We Both Shall Live: 30

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[agardeneden-deactivated20251114]

nearly there, angel

[azulinees]

So I went to try and see the Neowise comet yesterday, and it was really cool, although I didn’t see it this well because ~light pollution~

The comet has a very wide orbit around the sun, only visible every 6,800 years

And as a Good Omens fan, this is what resulted from that information👌

[queerlycrowley]

You know what would have been really cool with my Crowley cosplay?

One of those lil fainting plants

[sugarcloak]

That one video of the two girlfriends proposing each other had VERY strong Aziraphale x Crowley vibes… so… I just had to do it. Also shooketh Gabriel and Belzebub in the background, my pleasure

[awellboiledicicle]

Someone invites Crowley over for shabbos after seeing him alone in the back row during service and he spends the next few decades making sure they get new shoes and gift baskets on the appropriate holidays. 

“Yeah, that’s uncle Crowley. His granddad had dinner with our family once and now his family’s just like weird cousins. Always wears black; he’s either orthodox or his whole family’s been very goth for, like, ever” –one of the family’s kids at torah study

[anotherhawk]

See, this is Excellent, but I also like “Yeah, that’s Uncle Crowley. He was at my grandfather’s father’s Bar Mitzvah. We’re pretty sure he’s immortal, but we’re deliberately Not Asking about it and it’s been driving him crazy since 1903.”

[classyshippingblog]

he’s got a whole backstory cooked up but *no one’s asking about it* 

also i just had an image of Crowley at a seder and they’re at least three cups of wine in and they get to Had Gadyo and crowley who is definitely on his way to sloshed is just 

“HEY I REMEMBER ZUZIM.”

“ok uncle crowley”

“why would someone sell a goat for two zuzim that’s not even enough for a cup of coffee”

“of course it isn’t uncle crowley”

[awellboiledicicle]

this is very good.

[anotherhawk]

Of course the family has questions. It’s been one of the most popular family arguments for generations, (and a couple of family members have got it right) but only when Crowley isn’t there. As soon as he’s there it would be rude and unwelcoming to bring the subject up, and whatever Crowley is he’s plainly in need of family. Besides, they might get answers and then the argument would be over.

[awellboiledicicle]

Secondary favorite argument is what his friend Aziraphale is, when he brings the angel to dinner once or twice.

[jedthewolfdog]

they get to the angel of death in chad gadya and crowley frowns and is like “nasty bugger. dont want to mess with him” 

they invite eliyahu in and crowley’s like “oh sup dude” and starts a “””one sided””” conversation (the older kids think it’s for laughs and the younger kids are Convinced he’s really talking to a ghost) 

[captainlordauditor]

“Uncle Crowley is immortal because he scared off the angel of death once three thousand years ago” is a legitimate side of the argument held by at least two people

[captainlordauditor]

At some point somebody lets slip to Crowley that they know he’s immortal. The look on his face is priceless, but even better is the look on his face when he realizes they don’t know he’s a sheyd as the arguments about why he’s immortal break out .5 seconds afterwards.

[awellboiledicicle]

At least one kid in the family insists he’s immortal because he’s waiting for Death to look better in black than him and, while not it, earns a hi five

[captainlordauditor]

explanations for the immortal uncle include

He told Death to fuck off once several centuries ago and Death took it a little bit too much to heart

He said once that he wanted to be immortal and HaShem thought it would be really funny if he was

He’s Eliyahu Hanavi

Death keeps coming for him and he keeps refusing to go, and he’s just so stubborn about it Death has given up at this point (feat. comically ridiculous reasons for him to refuse to go)

He’s a sheyd, or at least some other form of nonhuman creature

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[sophatter-moved]

that is just like you crowley, you say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you!

ineffable husbands + when harry met sally

[whodwantmeasaflatmate]

Holy crap that’s perfect

[oneblueumbrella]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES IT.