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Go, Petunias!

[zarahartist]

Mel from Arcane, I love her.

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[starkveil]

“ But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me “

[pjackk]

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[daughter-of-sapph0]

come hither, my loyal knight

a little closer

perfect

*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*

[hail-the-villainess]

*clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang*

[huffylemon]

[zooophagous]

Dude this sweet basket is the perfect size for all my eggs

[segamascott]

he's calling me ponyo because my pussy goes ham

[segamascott]

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[segamascott]

wow

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Wish

“If you had just one wish, what would it be? Gold, or angel song? Finding a lost love, or finding your way back home? Let me sing a song about one wish that came true …” —Ellywick Tumblestrum

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[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[powerbottomhardy-deactivated202]

you know what, fuck you

*sets one card face down and ends my turn*

[carriefisher]

BAILEY’S 3K CELEBRATION —🫶for @dushku

"Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!" — The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

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