Gaymli the dwarf

Gaymli | he/him | dwarf

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Greetings ghouls, ghost and goblins!

Welcome to my blog where i post about the adventures that me and my elf friend go on. I am not great with this technology thing (I stole this intelligent telephone from an adventurer from another universe) so don’t expect consistent posting from me.

dni: mimics (i don’t want my hand bitten of), the fae (not falling for your tricks again), and anyone who doesn’t like the color pink

if you recognize me from the “wanted” posters, no you don’t. I did not steal that wizards orb. Nor did I accidentally start a zombie apocalypse

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[i-am-a-fish]

just wanted to say that you are cute and the fog is not coming. you are beautiful and you really do not have to worry about the fog because it's not coming. The fog wouldn't even be a problem if it was coming, it isn't though, and you are very pretty

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

People keep giving Fireball shit but like. Fireball is a classic spell for a reason. It makes for an effective answer to many problems or a really funny answer to different problems.

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[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

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[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[what-even-is-thiss]

The villain doesn’t usually see themself as a villain. Unless they’re an evil wizard or evil scientist. Those guys are assholes on purpose and the line between an evil scientist and an evil wizard is basically just wardrobe and personal aesthetic preferences tbh.

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maybe it's actually really fun to be a zombie and we just don't know cause we can't understand them. cause they just say "arrggghhh" and "bweeeghh"

[medievaljournalist]

you would think time travelers would be a huge problem but it turns out their beam weapons dont work on plate mail so we mostly just beat & rob them

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[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

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talked to a guy today who said he had a pet dragon. so i was like "dude what the fuck??? do you want to be set of fire???" and then. it was just. a beardie