The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying
Oh no

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The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying
Oh no
listen,,
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
You can become a hero.
open rp
Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
is pepsi ok
‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity
‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi
@questionablecontrol replied to your post “I just want Handler verse Yosuke to go around with his avocado…”
To be fair to Yosuke, even if he put kiwi in it he’d still be wrong
“First, Naoto tells me that only ‘sweet’ fruits work, and now, you’re telling me that kiwis aren’t ok. Why are there so many rules? People eat these things separately, so what’s wrong with mixing them together?”
“It’s...the flavor profile of chocolate vs the flavor profile of fruit. If they don’t match, they’ll mix together into something the senses reject cause the body sees it as a threat. That’s why for the most part, humans evolved not to eat really bitter things, since they usually were poisonous and dangerous to the body.”
He didn’t expect to be giving a dissertation. He didn’t mean to.
“So you’re matching things the body will accept and enjoy. Basically. That’s why its a strict science. Everything else is just...humans being mad scientists. Cause that’s kind of what we are.”
Maybe if that mha character wants to be treated seriously they should shave off their hideous tiny mustache.
“To any of you losers left without anyone on the 14th, don’t sit around listening to soft sad music and crying quietly into your knees. Shape the fuck up. BLAST sad music on 10 different amps and use the pure dark energy generated to clean your ENTIRE fucking house in 3 hours. Then drop into a coma until it’s the 15th and chocolate’s 50% off. Profit.”
A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge
i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician
cat technician
Shinsou looks like he mentally hard crashed in the last panel of chapter 216.
On that note, thank you, Horikoshi sensei for the gift that is chapter 216. It’s the best start of the new years a fan could ask for.
Sentance Starters - Things my Nieces have Said
Feel free to change pronouns and the like for whatever situation.
You’re just a cheap man in cheap clothes.
I am the Queen of Meat
Here comes Doctor Skateboard…. to kill you!
Eat book, Turd Nugget!
*Gently knocks on the bathroom door* Do you have any fresh memes?
When I grow up, I want to be a duck.
I’m cute, I’m single, and I’m going to buy a house!
I FOUND MY BOOBIES!
*to the tune of Despacito* Its-Burr-itos, I really really love burritos~!
Will you help me make a fursuit?
He’s a little bit friendly, but mostly evil.
Now I am the Princess! Muahahahahaha.
You are a Vampire Donkey!
I’m a Dead Fox you’re digging up!!
Is this the kind of video game you played in the olden days?
stupid cats are valid
cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID
cats who run around the room and ram into the door are VALID
cats who get their claws stuck in things and meow at you to help them are VALID
the only beings on earth im interested in appeasing are cats, i’ll fucking humiliate myself to the utmost degree so that a cat will like me, i will be the biggest clown around just to get a cat’s attention. i refuse to give this preferential treatment to any other lifeforms.