spurlunk

my name is nicole. i like stories and languages. i am not a cannibal. i like making friends and anon is always on if you're shy.

[jareckiworld]

Cat Johnston —The God of Hayfever (textiles, epoxy clay, paint, wood, 2024)

[machinot]

As a kid you see seahorses in cartoons as actual underwater horses for the fish people to ride on and it makes u never really realize how fucking weird seahorses actually are. Forget the horse part and just look at this fish. It’s a serpentine type fish like an eel, with a tube shaped body, but it’s stuck in a stiff C shape and can mostly only articulate its head and tail. So it swims standing upright. With its weird tiny hummingbird fins. Is this weird to anyone else

[rainyydoves]

it's also kind of hard to get until you see it but they are literally just barely wrapped around their skeletons. there is no extra meat there.

a tiny bony as hell animal with a prehensile tail that is incapable of swimming like other fish (so they cling to seaweed and coral). they can do mpreg. some of them are ambush predators. nobody does this like them

[lemongrassgallery]

Artist: Naomi Okubo

Born in Tokyo in 1985

[urgetocreate]

Naomi Okubo (Japanese b.1985), From Here to Somewhere, 2021, Acrylic on cotton cloth and panel

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[highselection]

us nightblogging together the summer of 2011

[lizardsfromspace]

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[icantspellthings]

Nobody is the top or the bottom they don't even have sex they just stand next to each other and occasionally try to kill each other and that's like sex for them

[icantspellthings]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[librarycards]

gentle

[wiionme]

Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames

[maggotmuncher0]

srry i was writing a course paper

i luv slugs

[xenasaur]

nods thoughtfully. I hadn't even considered it. am I a bad person?

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[simoneashley]

Modern day Loustat Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid for Entertainment Weekly

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[gl-saveme]

[260508] SEOL IN AH | 62nd BAEKSANG Arts Awards Red Carpet

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing