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Presenting MARIAN HAWKE, the protagonist from DRAGON AGE 2; a multi-fandom rp blog! She’s a hypocritical blood mage, champion and walking disaster. If you’re interested in interacting with this sarcastic little shit, please LIKE/REBLOG this post!
“ Carry on. I love to eavesdrop. ”
staggered. dis.cord drop. QuestionableWit#2437 feel free to add me if you want to plots or just chat. gonna try to do things today instead of vidya games.
When a man becomes a FATHER…
horizon zero dawn // inspired starters
❛ you know what? when we met, i thought i was a big shot talking to a pretty girl hidden away in the middle of nowhere. ❜ ❛ try not to forget about me while you’re out there changing the world. ❜ ❛ i’m already under some heavy divine pressure. but i’ll try to live up to it. ❜ ❛ after all that’s happened, all you’ve done…i feel like i should drop to your knees and worship you. ❜ ❛ for you sake, i must go where you will never find me. this is goodbye. ❜ ❛ i’ll always have a minute for you. maybe even two. ❜ ❛ i knew there was something about you. hammered from the stuff they make leaders out of. ❜ ❛ he’s smiling at us. ❜ ❛ i remember yelling that i didn’t care. ❜ ❛ you have to use your smarts to count for something, to serve life, not death. ❜ ❛ if you had had a child, what would you have wished for him or her? ❜ ❛ do you really not hear how ridiculous that sounds? ❜ ❛ confidence is quiet. you’re not. ❜ ❛ ha. it was just an instant, but i knew. i knew we’d be forever. ❜ ❛ i’ve done all i can. from here on out, the rest is up to you. ❜ ❛ there’s so much more to discover before the world ends. ❜ ❛ the way you smiled…i had to look away or you were going to see. on my face. what had just… blossomed inside me, you know? ❜ ❛ as it turned out, it was your world all along. i was merely… trespassing. ❜ ❛ you just can’t leave me alone, can you? ❜ ❛ turn your face to the sun. ❜ ❛ why is it, every time something terrible happens, everyone tells you the worst thing that ever happened to them, as though that makes it easier? ❜ ❛ no —- you don’t need to bow. ❜ ❛ the strength to stand alone is the strength to make a stand. ❜ ❛ what’s that now? don’t like the cold? ❜ ❛ welcome to my ravine of death. ❜ ❛ keep moving or you’ll die! ❜ ❛ hey. my eyes are up here. ❜ ❛ you defeated it…alone? ❜ ❛ today i speak your name - but will the goddess speak it back? ❜ ❛ you must be humble and respect their power. ❜ ❛ i’m here and wherever you go, i will follow. ❜ ❛ even a king can learn his lesson. ❜ ❛ we can still have a party, right? sure we can. ❜ ❛ what is that on your face? ❜ ❛ the wilds can be dangerous. you need to stay close and do as i say. ❜ ❛ so? what do you say? how about we try and kill each other? ❜ ❛ you’re still scratched up from the fall you did yesterday. ❜ ❛ what do you think i’m doing? taking a nap? ❜ ❛ guess we can’t have everything. ❜ ❛ so that’s what this is? a tantrum? a cry for attention? ❜ ❛ never celebrate a victory before it’s earned. ❜ ❛ you’re bleeding. let me have a look. ❜ ❛ you’re an idiot. a dangerous idiot..but an idiot. ❜ ❛ you were only chosen because you were a fool, too stupid to realize you were being used. ❜ ❛ not everyone follows the law like you do. ❜ ❛ take this, to … remember. ❜ ❛ my fight. i can’t ask you to come with me. ❜ ❛ you survived! i thought you were killed. ❜ ❛ we have more important things to do than ask questions. ❜ ❛ that could be the least creepy thing you’ve said to me. ❜ ❛ rough going but you survived. ❜ ❛ this attachment to me will only hold you back. ❜ ❛ you will turn back - or bleed. your choice. ❜ ❛ you can sense it. you already know you’re going to lose. ❜ ❛ i need to catch a breath. ❜ ❛ you know, i often think of the day i gave you that scar. it’s a cherished memory. ❜ ❛ are you going to shut your mouth? because that would be a surprise. ❜ ❛ it’s time to make your first kill. ❜ ❛ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ❜ ❛ you can be a real lard sometimes. cut it out. ❜ ❛ i’m not afraid of you. i’m not afraid of anything. ❜ ❛ now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to get some sleep. i plan to be well rested when i run you into the ground tomorrow. ❜ ❛ not all comforts are bad. ❜ ❛ better dead last than dead altogether. ❜ ❛ no witnesses! no survivors! ❜ ❛ are you crazy? you’re going to kill yourself! ❜ ❛ i suppose you leave that part out of the story when you tell it, don’t you? ❜ ❛ ugly and ancient? like your mother? ❜ ❛ to answer for what i’ve done, the lives i’ve ruined? yes. i am ready. ❜ ❛ they can’t shoot if they’re dead. ❜ ❛ hello, old friend. remember me? ❜ ❛ i’m more than a threat. ❜ ❛ i don’t think either you or i are ready for that. at least not yet. ❜ ❛ i’ll take that lunch. alone. ❜ ❛ i could use someone like you by my side. ❜ ❛ we still have so much to discuss. so much you never revealed. ❜ ❛ you’re lucky i happened by. one half a heart beat more, and that creature would’ve torn you in half. ❜ ❛ i crave vengeance, do you? ❜ ❛ a bold claim. i wonder if you’ll live up to it. ❜ ❛ hmm. i love your hair. ❜ ❛ still alive. good. i have a more suitable death for you in mind. ❜ ❛ knowledge has its rewards, don’t you think? ❜ ❛ he was a better man than what you’d ever hope to be! ❜ ❛ i’ll remember those words when i watch your corpse burn. whatever’s left of it. ❜ ❛ i will not be worshiped! i don’t belong to you! ❜ ❛ impossible. i am chosen. this was not meant to be! ❜ ❛ you don’t approve? well, i have a secret for you. neither do i. ❜ ❛ well, to start, you’re strong, shrewd and capable. ❜ ❛ we must be patient. change doesn’t come in a sunrise. ❜ ❛ they tried to break me. shows what they know. ❜ ❛ i should have been with you. why didn’t you come for me? ❜ ❛ may the dawn find you, the day warm you, and the dusk have light to guide your path. ❜ ❛ the better man is the one who doesn’t end up with their steaming guts on the ground. ❜ ❛ once one threat is dealt with, another one looms. ❜ ❛ if i live or die, they’ll call my name. ❜ ❛ i don’t usually fight if i don’t have to, but if i have to, i want to. ❜ ❛ we’ve only met a few times and yet you know me so well. ❜ ❛ i thought you just wanted tea and conversation. ❜ ❛ i wasn’t expecting to find a half clad soldier singing like a drunk. ❜ ❛ you don’t hear me laughing. ❜ ❛ i came prepared. have arrows enough to take down armies. ❜ ❛ it’s settled. i’ll fight by your side. my only request. ❜ ❛ the wrongness here jags at me like a ❜ ❛ tomorrow, may the sun rise on a better world. ❜ ❛ you can’t ask me to stand by and watch. not when i have the power. ❜ ❛ this isn’t home anymore. ❜ ❛ my will is like the oldest ice! ❜ ❛ your whole life was a failure, and soon no one will even remember you. ❜ ❛ will change happen, if men continue to live in palaces? ❜ ❛ i did say not to break anything, didn’t i? ❜ ❛ you should sleep, if sleep comes. ❜ ❛ i kept thinking of the moment my knife pierced your throat. one twist, a simple tug of the blade, and you would bleed out. ❜ ❛ how can you sleep, with a weight like that pressing on you? ❜ ❛ i’m not here to intrigue you. ❜ ❛ no more playing around. you’re going to have to grow up. ❜ ❛ no rest for the weary, huh? ❜ ❛ don’t worry. i’ll be there for you. ❜ ❛ to say you have my gratitude feels woefully insignificant. ❜
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“Ugh.”
Instead, Hawke’s upper lip curled in protest, pouting like a child unable to get her way. Playing the role of a ‘pleasant person’ meant Hawke couldn’t stuff her bag, the one she specifically brought for this exact purpose, full of frilly cakes and whatever else looked edible.
Hawke heavily sighed, shoulders dropping. “Wish I knew sooner that was part of your plan. Then I could’ve told you I’m not exactly the kind of person who leaves good impressions.” Oh, she could, if she put effort and energy into it, but that was the problem at hand: Hawke didn’t want to.
“How ‘bout I just skip that part of the plan and you do it without me? I’ll go stand by one of those tables and blend in. Get the juicy gossip, yeah?”
— meme ☆ studio ghibli quotes ☆ accepting@excuervo
favorite characters ≡ Gretchen Cutler
“I shit myself earlier, and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.”
“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”
“Who said I’m judging? I’m not judging!
–Much. “
Hawke continued to dance around Merrill’s request, neither confirming or denying hiking to Sundermount with the Dalish elf.
“See, it’s not the blood magic that concerns me. That, I’m sure, you have under complete, and utter control. I’m just… not sure playing around with a haunted mirror is the right way to help… well… anyone.”
--- meme ☆ rick & morty quotes ☆ accepting ( @eluvianed )
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
|| @questionablewit // lil starter
“I- um. It’s good to see that you got out of Kirkwall safely. Well… perhaps not safely? Intact? And- maker, it was a mess. I’m sorry, you’d probably rather not talk of it.”
"You’re right, I’d much rather talk about something a bit more interesting, like personal grooming, for example. Yours, specifically. Compared to Kirkwall, you seem to be putting more effort into your appearance, and I’d love to know who you’re trying to woo. That kind of change doesn’t happen over night without a juicy reason. But you already went ahead and made this awkward!”
Hawke threw her hands into the air, sighed and-- thwap! Slapped her hands onto her thighs.
“Now we have no choice but to talk about it. You’re breaking my heart, Ruffles! I thought you knew me better. Did you really think I’d have an issue or--” A gasp! “Were you just worried about me?”
staggered. i am such a ding dong. posted a starter call yesterday and deleted it. what even, self? think before you click!
soooo, let’s try this again.
go ahead and make that heart bright red! aka, like this post. multimuse blogs: please tell me if there’s a character you prefer the starter for.
ps, starters may be small & short but it’s just to get the ball rolling. if the starter I write for you doesn’t brew any ideas for a reply, please let me know ♥ I don’t mind writing something else or sending you a meme.
❝rick and morty❞ ask meme
“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”
“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”
“I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”
“I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”
“I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”
“What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”
“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”
“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”
“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”
“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”
“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”
“Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”
“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”
“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”
“Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”
“My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!‘”
“You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”
“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”
dragon age starters
feel most free to change pronouns , etc .
❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞ ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞ ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’? now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair. ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger. ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞
First meeting meme
Send 😀 for your muse to admit they’re my muse’s biggest fan Send 😅 for your muse to bump into mine Send 😉 for your muse to attempt flirting with mine Send 😎 for your muse to show off how cool they are Send 😘 for your muse to make that face towards mine across a bar Send 😍 for your muse to fall in love with mine at first sight Send 🤠 for your muse to act like a cowboy Send 🤡 for your muse to break some awkward silence with a joke Send 🤓 for your muse to teach mine a scientific lesson Send 😐 for your muse to silently judge mine Send 😶 for your muse to have a secret crush on mine and attempt interacting with them Send 😪 for your muse to fall asleep on mine Send 👹 for my muse to scare yours Send 😱 for your muse expressing how offended they are about something my muse said Send 👻 for your muse to appear in front of mine as a ghost Send 👉 for your muse to gunfinger towards mine Send 😈 for your muse to bully mine Send 👋 for your muse to wave at mine, thinking they’re someone else Send 👊 for your muse to punch mine out of nowhere Send 🐶 for your muse to randomly give mine a puppy and run away Send 🐱 for your muse to randomly give mine a kitten and run away Send 🐓 for your muse to give mine an angry chicken and run for their lives Send 🍺 for your muse to sleep in my muse’s apartment after getting completely drunk Send 🔪 for your muse to try to kill mine Send 🏏 for your muse to accidentally smash my muse’s window with a baseball Send 📞 for your muse to accidentally call mine Send 🌳 for your muse to sit next to mine at a park and start up a conversation
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
three word starters pt. 2
“don’t you dare.”
“look at me.”
“just forget it.”
“i’m not mad.”
“you’re being mean.”
“what a mess.”
“you are perfect.”
“jesus fucking christ.”
“you’ll be okay.”
“take a seat.”
“don’t let go.”
“oh my god.”
“you’re the worst.”
“you’re my favorite.”
“i ruined everything.”
“you ruined everything.”
“just trust me.”
“i’m not drunk.”
“i feel lost.”
“i’m so alone.”
“you’re not alone.”
“hold onto me.”
“just come here.”
“stay the night.”
“please just go.”
“please don’t go.”
Fallout New Vegas Sentence Starters
Playing cards edition! ( disclaimer: some phrases have been edited or split for convenience )
The Strip ♢
“____ has a lot of needs, sugar. And a lady doesn’t kiss and tell.”
“Heck, I’ll hire anybody with a pair of legs and at least one good eye at this point.”
“There’s a lot more to this than a classy chassis, you know?”
“Yeah, I imagine that it takes a lot to fill the void of such a bottomless soul.”
“Now why would you want to go breaking my heart asking a question like that?”
“The women of this town ask me a lot if there’s a Mrs./Mr. _____. Of course there is. You’re her/him. And you’re still as perfect as the day we met.”
“You see? We remain the very picture of courtesy, even in the face of such impolite accusations. “
“We have nothing to hide here..”
“You play some games, have some fun.”
“Ring-a-ding, baby.”
“Oh, they’re a shift pack of rats.”
“I know our reputation hasn’t always been spotless, but that’s all in the past now.”
“We don’t have to dream that we’re important.”
“I’m not sure if you’re funny or just stupid, but I’m not amused.”
New California Republic ♡
“You take out a debt, it’s only a matter of time before someone comes collecting.”
“A sober person might take insult at that. Me, I might just bust you one.”
“You better keep your nose clean. I’ll be watching you.”
“Interested in politics, eh? Well, grab a seat and get comfortable.”
“The hired hands know what they’re signing up for- we don’t hide anything with fancy talk.”
“Calm is what you have to be when people look to you.And it’s all you can be when things are out of your hands.”
“….”
“Trade routes, my friends. It’s all in the trade routes.”
“It’s amazing what passes for a firearm around here. You’d be better off throwing rocks.”
“I wish I could explain it to you. I’m finally at a loss for words.”
“He’s willing to turn a blind eye. But unlike our good friend, I don’t intend to blink.”
“Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevadas, defiant and enduring.”
“You ain’t pissing on me right now, you’re pissing on the Bear.”
Caesar’s Legion ♣
“This is no place for the faint of heart and no one comes down into this vile pit without purpose.”
“The day I set my flag down, it’ll be over my body or over a nation I believe in.”
“To enslave them is to save them- to give them purpose and virtue.”
“It is the armor of a ______. You have the rare honor of beholding it unspattered by the blood of my inferiors.”
“He’s a vengeful spirit, some of the more superstitious women say.”
“Rise and shine.”
“Mars favors the bold, does he not?”
“Give us cause, profligate.”
“_____, to arms!”
“Pile body upon body.”
“Arooooooooo!”
“Yet here we are at the throat of the Great Bear. Victory is at hand.”
“We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of ______, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.”
New Vegas ♠
“Our wealthiest client has a thing for Ghouls. And a thing for cowboys.”
“There are two kinds of folks. You load your gun like an ordinary man or you load it like a devil.”
“Dinnertime, boys!”
“Second, he doesn’t like hats, or the people wearing them.:
“It’s…. a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don’t worry about it.”
“Go bully some molerats, jackass.”
“That’s business, after all.”
“All this bloodshed. Such a waste of human life.”
“Freeside is the _____’s turf. Remember that.:
“One day Mama took me aside and said, “Boy, you’re never going to go very far, but you’re going to make a whole lotta people come up short.”
“You’ve been a godsend.”
“Where every man is free to follow his own path, do his own thing. Where every man is a king in his own right.”
“Still want to talk tough, Chief?”
Wild Card 🃏
“Real shame you got caught up in this, kid.”
“Enjoy your stay.”
