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space yaoi

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[draconym]

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

[draconym]

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

[draconym]

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

[threedollarsdotcom]

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[depsidase]

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[justarandomart]

happy pride month!! some aro ace Phantumps to celebrate!

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[mushroominawaterbottle]

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[spacevamp]

shoutout to aros and aces and aro aces this june btw

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

[charl0ttan]

[hungwy]

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*