attention whore

nb(they/them), 6/18/03, likes jellyfish and videogames I follow alot of hornyposters if you're a minor, you need to leave

[tboy-cock]

trans people who are anti t4t make me so sad. because beyond just not knowing what being t4t means, the fact that they believe that t4t is just being a chaser is indicative of a deeper issue, being that cis people have ingrained the idea that we are unfuckable and unloveable, disgusting by nature, and that anybody who would voice attraction to us, a step further, ONLY CHOOSE TO DATE TRANS PEOPLE, would be a pervert with a disgusting fetish who wont see them as equal.

thats not what t4t is.

t4t is the rejection of the idea that we are inherently disgusting, just because we are in the eyes of a cisnormative society.

t4t is the understanding that we are safer and stronger together as a community than apart.

t4t is seeing your trans boyfriend try on clothes from your old boy wardrobe that you hated growing up but now your least favorite shirt is your favorite because its the perfect shade of red that brings out his eyes.

t4t is teaching your trans girlfriend that has been scared to do her own makeup how youve learned from other trans women, who learned from other trans women, who learned from other trans women.

t4t is doing your testosterone shots together and kissing each others sticks after you put the bandaid on.

t4t is holding the door for your trans girlfriend and showing her the chivalry she didn't get from her dad growing up, but its ok because you can show her now.

t4t is being on the phone with your partner who just came out as trans/nonbinary after seeing you, YOU, live your truth, and them asking you to help them find a new name, the perfect name for them, and you hope theyll carry that part of you forever.

you are trans and that is beautiful. your transness is beautiful. trans love is beautiful. dont let ANYBODY make you feel unworthy of sex or love. THATS what being t4t means.

[laurenblakee]

You deserve someone who wants to give you a fucking text back, ya know? Someone who wants you, only you, and makes you feel wanted. Someone who can’t help but message you first thing in the morning when the sun is coming through the curtain, and they’re barely waking. Someone who wants to spend their drunken Friday nights with you, but also their lazy Sundays. Someone who holds their one-person umbrella right above you when it’s pouring down, so that you’re sheltered, even if it means they get soaked through. You deserve someone who thinks of you, often. Someone who calls you on the phone at the end of a long day, because they want to hear the sound of your voice before they drift off to sleep. Someone who makes plans with you on a Tuesday evening, because the weekend is just too far away, and who cares if we have to go to work the next day. Someone who says definitely, not maybe, and follows through. You deserve to hear a song on the radio that makes you melt on the inside at the thought of this someone. Someone who could watch you sleeping for hours at a time, and be perfectly content in the grace and stillness of that moment. Someone who steals a kiss when you’re mid-sentence and least expecting to find their lips. Someone who will happily pig out on pizza with you in bed, and not judge the sweatpants & top knot look you’re sporting. Someone who is just that into you. You deserve someone who challenges the both of you constantly; someone who makes you strive to be better each day, because they’re trying to be better too. Someone you can count on to stick around when the shit hits the fan, which it will. Someone who chooses to lift you up, always. You deserve magic, and fireworks…You deserve someone who will always be careful with your heart, because they know just how fragile it already was before they held it. Someone who’s heart aches whenever yours does. Someone who wakes up next to you each day feeling like they’ve hit the jackpot, over and over again, and thinking what on earth did they do in their past life to be so damn lucky. You deserve someone’s complete attention. Someone who looks at you, and I mean really sees you, and all of the beauty you hold. You deserve to be someone’s first choice. Someone’s best friend. Someone’s partner in crime. Someone’s everything. You deserve to be loved; and loved extraordinarily well. And to be told that you are loved, every single day

– Thought Catalog

[quickjellyfish]

@historicamarina

me and you ?

[hyrude]

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

[quasarkisses]

I think of this post constantly so I made a graphic to send to other people

[ID: a graphic displaying the above text. End ID]

[maidboyf]

phone sex is so underrated tbh. two people being so desperate for each other that even distance can’t stop them from fucking themselves and listening to each other moan and whine about how much you wish you could just fuck irl. truly underappreciated experience tbh

[dispenserofshenanigans]

are you doing ok? you reblogged "phone sex is underrated tbh" again.

[lilithtransrights]

What's so wrong about jerking off with a friend on cam?

[quickjellyfish]

also @historicamarina

[maidboyf]

phone sex is so underrated tbh. two people being so desperate for each other that even distance can’t stop them from fucking themselves and listening to each other moan and whine about how much you wish you could just fuck irl. truly underappreciated experience tbh

[dispenserofshenanigans]

are you doing ok? you reblogged "phone sex is underrated tbh" again.

[lilithtransrights]

What's so wrong about jerking off with a friend on cam?

[lilithtransrights]

A lot of very beautiful and cute people on here seem to have a problem with accepting that they are indeed cute and beautiful.

So to combat this I'm offering a limited time deal where I tie you up, put a shock collar around your neck and punish you every time you try to resist my compliments.

Obviously there would also be a reward for accepting them 💜

[quickjellyfish]

cute maybe

beautiful no

[lilithtransrights]

You're getting tied up 🖤

[quickjellyfish]

wah

but im not beautiful

only cute

[lilithtransrights]

See, you already went from "maybe cute" to "only cute"

We've made progress already

Now lay down so we can get the rest done 💜

[quickjellyfish]

buh

I'm just telling the truth thoooooo

I might be pretty at most

[lilithtransrights]

Sorry but "pretty at most" isn't enough for me.

Now follow my order or I'll force you to follow it 🖤

[quickjellyfish]

noooo

but im telling the truth

you can't do this to meeee

[lilithtransrights]

Can and will 💋

[quickjellyfish]

nooooo

but im not beautiful

this will never end

[lilithtransrights]

A lot of very beautiful and cute people on here seem to have a problem with accepting that they are indeed cute and beautiful.

So to combat this I'm offering a limited time deal where I tie you up, put a shock collar around your neck and punish you every time you try to resist my compliments.

Obviously there would also be a reward for accepting them 💜

[quickjellyfish]

cute maybe

beautiful no

[lilithtransrights]

You're getting tied up 🖤

[quickjellyfish]

wah

but im not beautiful

only cute

[lilithtransrights]

See, you already went from "maybe cute" to "only cute"

We've made progress already

Now lay down so we can get the rest done 💜

[quickjellyfish]

buh

I'm just telling the truth thoooooo

I might be pretty at most

[lilithtransrights]

Sorry but "pretty at most" isn't enough for me.

Now follow my order or I'll force you to follow it 🖤

[quickjellyfish]

noooo

but im telling the truth

you can't do this to meeee

[lilithtransrights]

A lot of very beautiful and cute people on here seem to have a problem with accepting that they are indeed cute and beautiful.

So to combat this I'm offering a limited time deal where I tie you up, put a shock collar around your neck and punish you every time you try to resist my compliments.

Obviously there would also be a reward for accepting them 💜

[quickjellyfish]

cute maybe

beautiful no

[lilithtransrights]

You're getting tied up 🖤

[quickjellyfish]

wah

but im not beautiful

only cute

[lilithtransrights]

See, you already went from "maybe cute" to "only cute"

We've made progress already

Now lay down so we can get the rest done 💜

[quickjellyfish]

buh

I'm just telling the truth thoooooo

I might be pretty at most

[lilithtransrights]

A lot of very beautiful and cute people on here seem to have a problem with accepting that they are indeed cute and beautiful.

So to combat this I'm offering a limited time deal where I tie you up, put a shock collar around your neck and punish you every time you try to resist my compliments.

Obviously there would also be a reward for accepting them 💜

[quickjellyfish]

cute maybe

beautiful no

[lilithtransrights]

You're getting tied up 🖤

[quickjellyfish]

wah

but im not beautiful

only cute

[lilithtransrights]

A lot of very beautiful and cute people on here seem to have a problem with accepting that they are indeed cute and beautiful.

So to combat this I'm offering a limited time deal where I tie you up, put a shock collar around your neck and punish you every time you try to resist my compliments.

Obviously there would also be a reward for accepting them 💜

[quickjellyfish]

cute maybe

beautiful no

[errorlyn-deactivated20241028]

in the interest of getting laid, i must learn mtg

[esthermika]

More unreasonable expectations for women 😞

[blockcat17]

me trying to teach @quickjellyfish an izzet spellslinger deck

[quickjellyfish]

me not knowing what's going on

[blockcat17]

Okay it's really simple.

First you get Niv Mizzet, Parun onto the field

Then you enchant Niv with curiosity or ophidian eye (they have the same effect the only difference is ophidian eye is 2 mana more for instant speed)

Now the effect of curiosity says whenever the creature it's attached to deals damage to an opponent, you can draw a card. This effect doesn't just trigger on battle damage, it triggers on any damage caused by the creature's effects.

So, you can play any spell that draws you a card. Im putting brainstorm here bc it's my favorite draw spell.

when you draw three cards, Niv deals 1 damage to any target- in this case, you choose your opponent. When Niv deals damage to your opponent he triggers Curiosity and draws you a card. When you draw a card Niv deals 1 damage to any target.

Thus, just draw your whole deck to deal damage equal to the amount of cards left in it to your opponent. If this can't kill them then you can keep your entire deck in your hand with something like Reliquary Tower and spam low-cost draw spells (Brainstorm, Ponder, Opt, Faithless Looting, etc.) until they die OR you can have a really funny backup wincon like Triskaidekaphile or Labratory Maniac.

Or just get creatures like guttersnipe and electrostatic field and kessig flamebreather down and ping them to death idk

[quickjellyfish]

uuuhhhhhhh

noted

I will try and remember all this

[errorlyn-deactivated20241028]

in the interest of getting laid, i must learn mtg

[esthermika]

More unreasonable expectations for women 😞

[blockcat17]

me trying to teach @quickjellyfish an izzet spellslinger deck

[quickjellyfish]

me not knowing what's going on

[officialfist]

[the-rattking]

[littlemisspipebomb]

[quickjellyfish]

as one does

[crow--teeth]

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

[crow--teeth]

every fucking night, without fail, this post i made abt my dog gets mass reblogged by furries (and/or blorbo fans). and thats ok but i need ppl to know this is happening to me 

[puppygirlmei]

ngl cumming a nice big load feels so good..

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[empty-sigh]

“I like your voice” okay let me breed you while I call you my good girl then

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

@drowsy-siren hi

[quickjellyfish]

@historicamarina get called out cutie