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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@quietanomaly-blog
I don't know what I'm doing but I'm here, maybe half-here. I see some strange faces-- not that any of you are particularly strange-looking, of course. More along the lines of unfamiliar. Yeah.
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I don’t even know who you are, goodbye.
I am your boyfriend and I say be nice to me or else I'll get all sad and I'll do the sulking thing.
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…….Unfollowed, blocked, and reported.
BABE--
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Keep playing and watch how fast you become single.
Single, but richer by ten won and a bottle cap. Let me weigh the pros and cons.
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Why would you do this why—-? Also, you haven’t gotten laid now have you, so my word stands see seeeee.
Hey y'all, I'm gonna be auctioning off my girlfriend-- she's real pretty and true to her word every time. We'll start the bidding at ten won and a bottle cap-- any takers?
Guess who's not getting laid anytime soon, yooooou that's who.
{ He clutches his chest, making an agonizing sound. } This— this— { He takes a deep, shuddering breath, suddenly deadpanning. } This is not the first time I have heard you say that, my love.
I’m too insane to explain and you’re too normal to understand.
(via villere)
I swear on my abnormally large collection of Western comics that I'll be around more often in the upcoming future-- but for now, g'night.