Just a Candle

Staying out of the wind

[ekbelsher]

Rough sketch for a thing I've had floating in my head all week. I wonder if I can get away with posting this on instagram

[snakes-in-mirrors]

MerMay is almost over, and I haven't drawn anything new, but I have an old picture of mer-Lucian. 🫧

"This new lighthouse keeper is so cute..."

[joeyclaire]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[isa-sketches]

Commission for Author S.M.Gaither

[ignorethisatyourperil]

[astra-the-dragon]

the old 'what if the world was made of pudding'

[notaplaceofhonour]

what I love about that last rebuttal is it almost certainly took more time and effort to go and get two different goat cheeses than any simple verbal answer would have lol.

“hold on, this question is so ridiculous I need props to deal with it”

[lawbreaker13]

Asking rabbis questions still goes like this by the way

[isa-sketches]

[otherwolves]

Looking Glass

[the-big-mood]

Where was this when I was a kid?

[pagemuseum]

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete,

When I wore a younger mans' clothes

[kuradex]

fairy types ✨

shirt now available on my ko-fi

sorry for the people who saw the preview and had to wait for so long, haha

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[norumaru]

Do you think he saw butterflies too?

Happy birthday Akechi!

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[curlicuecal]

Important question for tumblr

What about bathrooms?

Which is more unsettling: lots of dolls staring at you in a bathroom, or one doll staring at you in a bathroom

[proserpine-in-phases]

if there are any dolls at all in the bathroom I am turning around and leaving and never coming back

[solluxisms]

Curlie, I thought you were asking “is it more unsettling to have one bath in a room, or multiple baths?” As a result, my reply to you earlier must have seemed completely incoherent. My apologies.

[curlicuecal]

Honestly if someone was like “this is my bathroom” and it was just a room full of bathtubs I would not know what to do with myself

[quietcandle]

Silly Game Time: They just updated the operating system that controls reality (oh, by the way, your reality is a simulation controlled by a reprogrammable operating system—sorry about that) and it's now impossible to use all the swear words people used just yesterday. What is a replacement (or some replacements) you would suggest people use from now on?

Jinkies! They took our goshdarned swears away? That's heckin' rude!

...Please don't use those. Don't steal the children's swears (or does the new OS count even the not-swear swears?)

How about "crank"?

Most importantly, can I do Matrix dodges now?

[bewbin]

playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

[angelbabymikaa]

don’t worry, beloved mutual, i will turn your 1 note post into a 3 note post… together we can do anything <3