[tryingtofeelsomething]

[joey-wheeler-official]

i swear to god if i had seen shitty car mods daily as the source i would have killed a man

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[jaxbeetle]

Caboose got like 7 tiger posters from those infomercials

[thisblogisinactivesorrey]

You know what matters?? What like, truly matters? Bones and moths and fungi. Nothing else. Fuck calculus

[dmcfadzean]

[explodes-into-spaceeee-deactiva]

sure

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Crunch munch

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Drink water, get plenty of sleep, go mad in the forest, speak with the dead, take your meds, don’t talk to cops

[jaxbeetle]

As a rvb fan is just like you to know that today is national pumpkin day

Anniversary

[mascpassing]

[not-so-serious-wastebasket]

Caboose is a red on the weekends, tucker and sarge split custody

[whereimfeminine]

Rose Mallinger, who was killed at the Tree of Life Synagogue yesterday, was 97 years old. 97 years. She lived through the Holocaust, was on this earth, a young woman as 6 million Jewish people were killed for being Jewish. Spent her whole life surrounded by people who looked at the atrocities of the Holocaust and said “never again.” Lived 97 years and died at the hands of a gunman who killed her for being Jewish. 

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

someone smarter than me explain the symbolism

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

LENA IS THE KEY TO SUPERGIRL’S HEART CASE CLOSED! SUPERCORP ENDGAME

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)

[keeperofthirteen-deactivated201]

This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.

[dawn0star-deactivated20191205]

im going into shock

[dynastylnoire]

Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out

[ayalaatreides]

This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.

[insomniac-arrest]

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

[insomniac-arrest]

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much

[secretdumbassery]

tucker: GET YOUR FUCKING ROBOT caboose: he don’t bite the team, in unison: YES HE DO

[quietdenim]

Being drunk on tumblr.com is a trip