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Eat, Pray, Love. Eat more, Laugh, Sleep. 👍 i literally post any and everything

[quietmightwork]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lulz-time]

When the substitute calls out your name wrong

[catchymemes]

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[markv5]

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[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[andrastte]

I’m watching The Good Place and they finally arrive in The Bad Place

oh what’s that

how is this show so good

(it says Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow’s Nest or Something, who gives a crap. Now playing everywhere forever)

[dora-milaje]

MarkRuffalo: Robert, I am so damn proud to know you. You are a super duper hero, pal. RobertDowneyJr: You’re my brother, love you.

[jamesrhodey]

Robert Downey Jr. behind the scenes of GQ Style cover shoot

[robertpattisons]

I think you end up doing the stuff you were supposed to do at the time you were supposed to do it.

[plainstreetpro]

“College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?’ But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”

— John Mulaney

[incorrectgmw]

“Even as a joke, I would never say that my wife’s a bitch and I don’t like her. My wife’s a bitch and I like her SO MUCH.”

— Cory Matthews about Topanga Lawrence-Matthews

[marvellousrunningbang]

She was very busy and said to me ‘I just can’t fly across the country to watch you lose,’

Same energy

[twinfantasydogs]

“I don’t care for these new Nazis”

—John Mulaney, 2018

[theinvisiblespoon]

“Now, I don’t know if you follow The News, but I’ve been Keeping My Ears Open, and it seems like Everyone, Everywhere, Is Super Mad About Everything, All The Time”

— how john mulaney talks

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