It's a re-blog

so what?

[nonetoon]

Another little comic but this time based on that cute lil’ thing Bob said about Celeste:

Blathers say hi to your new lazy personality brother-in-law

[thisisshitposting]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials

[pun-ishment888]

This is the reverse of the new ads. I love it.

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[miggylol]

[walkalongwithasong]

[pulling-aggro]

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

[faggottt]

[sarahstrangeandsmall-deactivate]

how far is too far?

[omghotmemes]

[littlefuryous]

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

[faggottt]

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[emi--rose]

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

[nezumipi]

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

[magimerlyn]

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

[spectrumcore]

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

[cundtcake]

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[stickyfrogs]

The Hand is here! Where is Voigt’s dinner? GUMBY IS HERE ALSO

[bettagal]

This video is so wholesome.

[wolg-fang]

I liked the part with the frogs

[bamsara]

same shit, different fandom

[maggins]

[youlovetoseeit]

hehe nice

[skidar]

I work in retail and I long for the day I don’t have a blackout card before lunch.

Either wear it properly or stay home. -.-

[kilowave]

[ryandevon]

BRUH 💀💀

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

Kangaskhan are always female

[midnight-revolucion]

High femme and butch lesbian power couple

[wolfjillyjill-deactivated202101]

Kangaskan’s are the positive lesbian representation we never knew we had.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]