Totally Derailed

Oh my, an event has occurred.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[menofcolorinfantasyart]

From Olympus

Photo: Ana Martinez 

Styling and Creative Direction: Mario Ville (Kattaca) 

Makeup design and make up artist: Lewis Amarante for Kryolan and Pankr0 

Makeup and hairdressing: Sergio Jiménez 

Models: Ricardo Nkosi, Mary Ruiz, Lewis Amarante, Aya Gueye, Juana Mum, Karina Soro, Ruben Buika, Virginia Buika, Isabella Menam, Oliver Lewis, Megane Mercury, Mendes Vieira, Claudia Duharte, Taylor Oscar Ruiz, David Durrant, Marina Gomes, Oscar Chibuike, Guille Gibbs, Lil Bambina, Elian Coiscou and Tigi.

[augustdementhe]

But wait! There’s MORE!

[clowniconography]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 person with adhd

and i am seeking:

⚪️ men

⚪️ women

🔘 meals that can be prepared in under 5 minutes

[john-marshall]

Here’s a low spoons meal plan that I made as an autistic, mentally ill person, mostly made for a good friend with ADHD and chronic pain.

All of the recipes don’t require any more cooking than a microwave or toaster, and don’t require any utensils other than a fork or spoon. I tried to make as many ingredients as possible shelf stable so that you can pick and choose as needed. It’s made to minimize dishes, time, and gross motor skills required.

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[babypetals]

[thewritingumbrellas]

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

[prokopetz]

More inadvisable background templates for your Dungeons & Dragons game:

Time traveller

False cleric

Obstreperous peasant

Tax collector

Childhood friend

Failed messiah

Nefarious servant

Contrived example

Potion tester

Former skeleton

[prokopetz]

Inspiration-seeking playwright

Dwarf impersonator

Disreputable relation

Hooded figure

Unorthodox physician

Fraudulent knight

Fashion designer

Bad omen

Several raccoons

Old coot

[jihen]

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[inritum]

[recked]

recked

[hafael-archive]

MAUDE APATOW as LEXI HOWARD Euphoria (2019 - )

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[profeminist]

[blackness-by-your-side]

[queens-be-like]

This made my day 💖

[queens-be-like]

imma reblog this again just because 36 followers was gone after this post, ain’t nobody gonna judge them but god so get your racist ass outta here

[dreamyblackchild]

I’m glad to see interracial relationships that aren’t just black and white couples. That first one made my heart flutter with glee. 

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

[iridescentides]

the lea michele situation is actually a prime example of why we should be wary of performative activism right now. if you are supporting the cause by protesting, donating, posting your support, etc. that’s great! but this problem goes so much deeper than just police brutality.

every single non-black person who has posted #blacklivesmatter this week needs to take a step back and analyze whether or not their actions (not just their words) have shown that they truly believe that statement. it’s a clear and obvious choice to speak out against the brutal murder of an innocent man. however, if you are not making the obvious choice every day to speak up for us when your friends/relatives make racist jokes, if you are not listening to and respecting the black people you know in real life, if you have not sat down to analyze the ways you actively benefit from this system, if you have not worked to start unlearning the biases you were raised with, or if you thought “black lives matter” was a controversial statement until this week, do not pretend to care just because everyone is talking about it right now.

when these protests are over, there will still be many battles to fight. this is not a game, and this is not something you post about just for likes and clicks. if you are resting easy right now thinking that you’re “one of the good ones” for showing public outrage over a situation that should anger any reasonable person, you need to do more. racism is not something you can pick and choose when to be against. we don’t get to pick and choose when we experience racism. so if you’re going to get involved with this situation right here, right now, then you need to be ready to hold yourself and others accountable for anti-blackness in all other areas of your life.

[iridescentides]

white people can and SHOULD reblog!

[wyhmiis]

I hope I’m not overstepping by adding this but this is something I would have liked to read as a younger activist: you’re allowed to not have known better. But when you realize it, pretty please, catch up ! To truly advocate for a cause, read about it. Learn about internalized stereotypes. It’s not enough to declare yourself anti-racist, it takes constant work and constant humility and constant overthrowing of your opinions to try and help deconstruct prejudice. “color doesn’t matter” for instance is often said by people who do not realize that they themselves are prejudiced. Be critical of yourself. Constantly. Especially (but not exclusively) about causes that don’t concern you directly. Hell is paved with good intentions.

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵