Random Weird Things Iâve Totally Said as Sentence Starters
âOkay if I do draw dicks, are there any specific ones you want me to draw?â
âAre you still gonna be a grumpy edge-lord, or are we gonna talk like civil adults?â
âI canât see, I have a hat on my head.â
âYou guys are nasty, and I am frankly,a little turned on.â
âSHIT I FUCKED UP, HELP I STARTED A PLASTIC SPOON ON FIRE!!â
âItâs them fuckos from that dinosaur movie!!â
âThis chip is like me, very salty yet could break at small amounts of pressure.â
âYou sir, need to calm your fucking tits.â
âIâve seen some weird shit, but this is pretty weird even for me.â
âDIAMOND ISNâT A METAL YOU DIPSHIT!â
âYou can go fuck yourself, with a cactus, and no lube.â
âSadly you canât fuck the void, but that doesnât mean I wonât try to.â
âDo you like, ever think before you speak? Because I know if I did, Iâd probably make at least 90% of my conversations less awkward.â
âDonât eat the lava, how many time do we have to go over this?â
âSomeone pray for my gay ass, because the way things are going Iâm gonna need it.â
âNo stop that, jazz hands are prohibited, canât you see the sign?â
âWho needs water? Not me, I havenât drank water since like two days ago. Probably why Iâm so tired and feel sick all the time, but still. I donât need no damn water.â
âWell rest in pepperonis.â