if i was able to put on a production of saf the primary change i would make is making the actor who plays owen carvour also play the man who curt mega has an apparently ongoing bench-based conflict with in the last scene. keep everyone on their toes
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if i was able to put on a production of saf the primary change i would make is making the actor who plays owen carvour also play the man who curt mega has an apparently ongoing bench-based conflict with in the last scene. keep everyone on their toes
That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.
didnt realise i had asks closed. they are now open!
crazy that acm says “attaboy” to owen with a little smirk on his face in canon. like we got that shit On Film. happy pride month
I had a vision while rewatching spies are forever
the thing about running this as a sideblog is that i would like to not do that because my god is that inconvenient
one curt and owen appearance headcanon i have is that they look like the cartoon short and stocky + tall and skinny duo when next to each other, but its an illusion.
owen is actually fairly broad shouldered and muscular, but its just that hes standing next to agent curt 'brick shithouse' mega. and curt is actually above average height, its just that hes next to owen 'has to duck through some doorways' carvour.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
additions from the og artist (credit)
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
to continue my agent curt mega agendaposting, that is a man who wears sock garters.
when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
"that guy's wrong tho"
[ID: a screenshot of the animated character Pingu sitting in a chair and crossing his flippers grumpily. /end id]
agent curt mega deserves to be in pinups. it would be good for him
not even dressed femininely necessarily. just 1950s high waisted short shorts and looking coyly back at the camera with legs kicked up. he deserves it.
agent curt mega deserves to be in pinups. it would be good for him
no but can you imagine if the spies banana wasn’t that good. like what if it was just a mediocre banana
CURT MEGA in SPIES ARE FOREVER insp.
@saf-10-years tenderness
it's the 15th here already and i just finished it so i can post it
look at him peaceful and happy
curtwen pre-banana incident </3 they were so in love </3
c'mon, owen! lighen up a little!