A magical mystical guide to being a silly lil guy

he/him, 20ish depends on when you're checking my blog i guess

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[thesewordare]

THESE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[hittingpeoplewithmycar-official]

me too

[depsidase]

[silverfox66]

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

[audacityinblack]

For general graphics: use GIMP For vector graphics: use Inkscape For drawing and illustration: use Krita For print and web publishing and design: use Penpot For PDF authoring: use LibreOffice For PDF reading and form filling: use Okular

All are free, open source and cross-platform. None use AI.

[victoriadallonfan]

Reblog for everyone

[cpericardium]

friends don't let friends use GIMP. use photopea

[differentdancesfandom]

Gonna pop my favorite reference for Adobe alternatives here, lovingly compiled and updated by xDanielArt since at least 2020:

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[nativenews]

[bacteria-co]

[Image description: a tweet by "Kivan" (twitter handle "KivanBay") that says : "One time I escaped an abusive boyfriend and I moved into a new place and then a letter showed up at my new address for him letting me know he'd found me so I called the cops being like he found he's gonna kill me and they were like (man shrugging emoji) okay well let us know if you die"

Another screenshot from the same person, it says : "People bring up us domestic violence survivors as a gotcha when police abolition comes up, meanwhile me and every other dv survivor I know is like "cops are worse than useless"" /End image description]

[depsidase]

[rawansalahs-blog]

To every heart that still holds mercy... please, do not pass by here in silence. 💔

My son is suffocating right before my eyes; every minute he spends struggling to breathe causes me more pain than words can describe. We have no time to lose—we need just 250 euros to purchase the nebulizer he urgently requires to help him breathe. I implore you, for the sake of God, do not leave us alone in this ordeal. Your donation today could be the reason my child regains his breath, and sharing this appeal might ensure it reaches someone who can help us.Please... do not let my son down. I do not want to reach a day where I regret failing to save him, despite having pleaded for help from anyone who could provide it. Only 250 euros remain. Please help us before it is too late—for every moment could mean the difference between life and an irreparable loss. 😭💔

Go to paypal.me/RawanSalah95 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Please, help me save my child. 💔

I urgently need just €250 to buy the medical device my child desperately needs to breathe. Every minute that passes while my child struggles to breathe fills my heart with fear and pain.

I kindly ask anyone who is able to help, even with a small donation, not to hesitate.

#free palestin #free gaza #save palestin #save gaza #gazeunder attack #gaze #please donate

[rawansalahs-blog]

We have only raised 20 euros so far, and we still need 230 euros to buy him a breathing device. Please, please help my son; donate so he can breathe. Please donate. 🥺💔

[depsidase]

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]

[misa-chu]

Wait actually we should do this. Theres a serious blood shortage in the US(and canada iirc) right now

[the-real-seebs]

there is! reminder that eligibility is less stupid than it used to be and blood donation is a good thing to do most of the time. especially o-negative people.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[dyernoga]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A screenshot of two consecutive posts on the Tumblr dashboard. The first is the original post, and the second is a post by @/shesnake that says, “hello august you piece of shit”. End ID]

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[regainingparadise]

There's a point in every single PWHL game I've watched where an assistant coach is whispering to the head coach like this

(this is just the only one I got a screenshot of, but this moment happens with every coach of every team)

and every single time I see it happen, my brain immediately goes EVIL ADVISOR WHISPERING TO THE KING