[illneverrecover]

proof | myg

➛pairing: yoongi x reader ➛genre: nonidol!AU, strangers to lovers, crack/humor, just a hint of spice ➛word count: 1.6k ➛rating: PG13ish ➛warnings: mentions of alcohol, cursing, Namjoon and Seokjin being supportive friends, romance, kissing Yoongi (🥴) ➛summary: You’ll do whatever it takes to prove your friends wrong - even if it means approaching a handsome stranger in a bar.  ➛notes:  HAPPY POSSUM ANNIVERSARY TO THE ONE AND ONLY @vyduan!! Vy, you are seriously just the coolest. Truly. I am just in constant awe of you and the total badass you are. When you shared a similar story in the server a few weeks back, I knew it’d be the perfect inspo for this, so I hope I did it justice! This real-Yoongi is all for you, bb. Also much love to sweet angel @thatlongspringnight​ for lending me her orbs for beta services, you’re the best! ➛song: Run BTS - BTS | People - Agust D

Your friends are wrong, and you’re going to prove it. 

It’s one thing to comment on the RBF – that, you kind of understand, even if you do find it obnoxious (it’s not like you’re doing it on purpose, it’s just your face! Are you supposed to be smiling all the time? No, that’s how you get a grippy sock vacation) – but to say that you give off ‘don’t fuck with me’ vibes?

That’s just flat out wrong. 

There was no way - not you, not awkward, too loud, too much, you. If anything, you always feel almost too accessible, too welcoming. There was usually a never ending stream of people voluntarily sharing intimate details of their lives with you while you were just existing in the grocery store, or at the doctors office, so you’re clearly not scary. There was some confidence there, sure – ‘fake it til you make it’ has worked for you so far – but ‘don’t fuck with me’? 

Absolutely not.

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[jimins-ass-eater]

I feel like I need to officially admit my bias as J-Hope so here you go, tumblrverse

[quinnkoo]

I mean. We knew. Heh. 😏

[quinnkoo]

Jungkook.

[jimins-ass-eater]

I love torturing my friends @illneverrecover @quinnkoo

[illneverrecover]

Personally, the last one is my favorite, lmk what you think @quinnkoo​​ @jimins-ass-eater​​

GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION 

[quinnkoo]

If you have ever wondered what it’s like to have two Sagittarius suns as your closest friends…

[illneverrecover]

forever young pt 1(m) | ot7 bts

➛pairing: zombie!BTS x scientist!reader // side focus Seokjin x reader 

➛genre: zombie!AU, apocalypse!AU, technically idolverse!AU, loosely inspired by Warm Bodies. Humor, action, eventual smut

➛word count: 3785

➛rating: M

➛warnings: graphic descriptions of violence, descriptions of gore (hopefully not too graphic), mentions of death, brain eating (it is a zombie AU, after all), brief mention of lab rats, cursing, dubious science, poorly timed jokes. will add to warnings as additional chapters come out. 

➛summary: Creating the world’s first immortality serum has been your greatest scientific feat - until it was stolen and sold on the black market. Oh, and also it turned whomever injected with it into the living undead. Whoops.

➛notes: It’s alive! I know it’s been forever, but I’m happy to present to you my fic for the @thebtswritersclub fic exchange! I was paired with the lovely @erotikkook who requested a zombie AU, but with BTS as the zombies. He basically gave me free reign from there (the first mistake) but I really had a lot of fun with this and creating this world. Per usual, the story took off and y’all know I can never just shut up, so I’ve decided to make this a multi-chaptered fic. I hope you enjoy, and if you do, please let me know! Feedback keeps the wheels turning for the next installment. 😉 Thank you to @jimins-ass-eater for being a sounding board and beta reading this for me, you’re the best noodle. Also thank you to @quinnkoo for making this banner way cooler than it was, listening to me ramble about this fic for approximately 6 hours while road tripping, and providing me excellent advice. I’d be a mess without you both, per usual. 🖤

➛tagging: @ditttiii​ (because she asked me to and I can never say no to her😘)

➛song: Artificial Love - EXO & Epilogue: Young Forever - BTS

They say that a memory that’s tied to one of the five senses makes it more powerful. That the minute you experience the trigger - whether it be a song, the softness of grass beneath your feet, or the taste of a strong coffee - it will all come flooding back, thrusting you back into that exact moment.

Maybe that’s why the smell of burnt popcorn always reminded you of the start of the zombie apocalypse. 

It wasn’t your fault, not really. At least not the burnt popcorn. You had asked your lab manager more times than you could count to replace the shitty microwave circa 1990 in the breakroom, considering all it did was overcook items until they were unrecognizable while sparking like a firecracker, but he never listened. 

However, you were responsible for the lab that day, and you had abandoned your post. Jess, your lab partner, had been stressing over the deadline for the new strain of Ebola she was supposed to create a vaccine for, and since you had finished initial testing on your most recent project, you offered to provide her some sustenance. It didn’t cross your mind to lock the door to your private workspace, considering the only people who were ever in the building were your trusted coworkers, and the vaccine storage itself had a passcode. 

Turns out, a passcode that thieves had no issue figuring out. 

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[quinnkoo]

Oooh Jackie, this is such an exciting set up for a fic! I love that you have centered around Jin for this. The conflict of taking care of the younger members and the ethics of the situation is really well captured. I can’t wait until you continue!

[quinnkoo]

Interview Tag

Tagged by: @illneverrecover who is the bane of my existence one of my best friends. 

Rules: answer questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better!  20 is waay too many.

Name/nickname: Quinn

Gender: female (she/her)

Star sign: Libra sun, Capricorn moon + Leo rising (no, I’m not okay.)

Height: 5′10″

Time currently: 9:05 p.m.

When is your birthday: September 29

Favorite band/groups: BTS, Stray Kids, NTC (all)

Favorite solo artist: Probably The Weeknd

Song stuck in my head: I actually don’t have a song stuck in my head right now!

Last movie you watched: I think it was Disney’s Soul.

Last show you binged: Bridgerton!

When you created your (main) blog: It’s not even that old but I literally don’t remember. I used to be very active on my previous blog but honestly I’m so busy on a day to day basis they I’m super lazy in keeping up with this blog.

Last thing you googled: A tracking number for these sexy leather pants I bought.

Other blogs: None!

Why I chose my URL: Embarrassingly, it’s based on a ship name given to me by my friends.

How many people are you following: 104

How many followers do you have: 29 people follow me and honestly I have no idea why but hi and thank you.

Average hours of sleep: Between about 6-8

Lucky number: 3

Instruments: I can’t play an instrument 

What I’m currently wearing: Pajamas

Dream job: Probably a travel videographer and/or writer. 

Dream trip: Give me a round world trip with my loved ones

Favorite food: Sigh, I just love food. Ask anyone who knows me well. My favorite food is probably bread and cheese. Very European. 

Nationality: British

Favorite song: This is the worst thing to ask someone as indecisive as me. We Are Bulletproof: The Eternal is up there. So is House of Cards, My Time, Pied Piper and Black Swan.

Top three fictional universes you’d like to live in: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and His Dark Materials (I want a daemon so bad).

[sunaswife]

The last person on your camera roll got you pregnant and ur last meme is their reaction. What y’all got 👀

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Tagging: EVERYONE CUZ I WANNA SEE but I’ll tag my moots just in case they don’t see this 👉👈 @sheerxradiance @giyuus-wife @hurtbycanonthoughts @rintaromilktea @aoi-turtle @tpwkatsumu

[truth-be-told-im-lying]

This got unbelievably long, but I was tagged by @inthisblogwestanthechoitwins !

Hahaaaaa! This fits. I’ll tag @pamakali @voltagesmutter @thatfanfictionchick @sarchopathic and @galaxystarrr

[voltagesmutter-deactivated20241]

Crying 😭😭😭 but I mean Lucifer boo - I’m ready hit me up😍

@brialoveskbtbb @theinariakuma @starry-starry-night24 @mammoneybb @voltage-vixen @hifftn do it~

[voltage-vixen]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That reaction though! Thanks for the tag @voltagesmutter! I really needed a good laugh!

Tagging: @lordsister, @rikumorimachisgirl, @redheadkittys, @purple-cat-demon, @nad-zeta, @op-peccatori​, @mai-the-queen​ and anyone else that wants to play!

[op-peccatori]

Thank you for the tag @voltage-vixen!!! The Thomas meme is an eternal mood 😩 I needed the laugh, thank you 💖

me when I saw the man: ;D and me when I saw the meme: D’:

does this meme count??? because I’m crying. I’m crying. Leonardo how could you lmaooo 😩😩😩😩

tagging: @aaviav @pickle-scribbles @redqueen-hypothesis @otonymous @crystal13unny (no pressure ofc guys 🌻)

[janumun]

NO, he would never Nana 🤣 He didn’t stick that dick in for no reason. Perhaps he wants help from the Comte in being co-fathers of the child 🤣🤣 Thank you for the tag and also @redheadkittys 💖

I am… VERY happy to announce that my King™️ is also the father of the children ☺ Here you can even see him in the very process of copulating. Such eagerness 🤣 I love hiiim. Shoddy edit because Cybird regulations!

Baehee being absolutely stellar with her 💯 reaction ☺ NGL, Nobunaga does deserve a break what with the constant struggle for Divine Rule 🥺

I could not resist putting up my (very) close runner-up and next in line to provide a litter 😆

Tagging: @otonymous, @its-mew, @pamakali and anyone else who’d like to see who their mystery coochie banger is 🥰

[otonymous]

What I wouldn’t give to have Nobubu put a baby in me…good choice, Faa, good choice! 🤣💯✊🏼 Thank you so much for the tag, dear @pickle-scribbles​ @op-peccatori​ @redheadkittys​! 🥰

As for me, I was impregnated by this illustration alone of one of my ultimate otome husbandos, the incomparable Shinsaku Takasugi of Love 365′s Era of Samurai: Code of Love (like MC here, you don’t even need eyes to see that Takasugi radiates that ginormous dick energy)

I feel so blessed to know that my man Takasugi feels this way about me and our growing family LOL 🥺🤣

Tagging: @its-mew​ @acrispyapple​ @lin-ful​ @meowlayn-art​ @nan-chi​ and anyone else who’d like to play!

[maknae-faerie]

I got my baby JK but does this reaction count? I don’t save memes often, but I like reaction pics. I’m sorry ur so sh00k, my love 😂 I’m tagging @serensama @promiscuous-jalapeno @guacameowle @moonwwh

[serensama]

Seeing as the last person on my camera roll was actually my hubby this worked out quite well 🙏👌👏❤️

Tagging @illneverrecover @quinnkook ❤️

[illneverrecover]

LMAOOOO imagine getting pregnant via Taekook and then receiving this text. I’d kindly pass away.

Tagging @jimins-ass-eater @quinnkook @thiccasswonhoruinedmylife @taetaesbaebaepsae @baehkkyun and @ditzymax if you’re feeling it! No obligations of course 😊

[jimins-ass-eater]

Omg Jackie this is perfection.

As always, my camera roll is a shit show so let’s see what we got.

This person knocked me up:

His reaction:

[quinnkoo]

Oh this is a good one.

Daddy is

And his reaction is

Idk if he is happy he’s fertile or trying to avoid me with disguise.

[illneverrecover]

the point of no return | kth (m)

➛pairing: Kim Taehyung / reader  ➛summary: Just when your evening out has gone to complete shit, you stumble - quite literally - into the cutest man walking the cutest dog, who manages to turn it all around. Or, alternatively - how drunkenly losing your debit card on your quest for nachos lands you the best lay of your life. ➛genre: starting out musician!AU. humor, smut, fluff. the trifecta. ➛word count: 10,896 (oof.)  ➛rating: explicit/mature ➛warnings: alcohol use, cursing, oral (male & female receiving), unprotected sex, fingering, spanking, slight over-stimulation, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, creampie, very minor cum play, brief mention of the word ‘sir’, relatively vanilla considering I wrote it. ➛notes: Welp. We all knew this was going to happen, right? I can only scream about the man in the tags for so long before the thirst is going to come out. This whole idea started from watching Tae & Yeontan’s V-Live with @quinnkook​ and @jimins-ass-eater​ and saying, “damn, imagine seeing him walking his dog at 1 am.” To which they replied, “Oh god, you’d probably be drunk and without your debit card or something. He’d pity you and help you home.” They aren’t wrong. I also want to give a quick shoutout to those above ladies and the lovely @serensama who encouraged me to write this and post it, hyping me the whole way. Love you, beeches. ➛song: Magnets - Disclosure ft. Lorde

This was the worst date of your life.

Okay, so it wasn’t exactly a date. What had started off as a girls night with your best friends had quickly turned into them pairing off shortly after entering the bar and leaving you all by your lonesome to try and finagle an extra shot in your vodka seltzer for free.

Those bitches.

You couldn’t be mad at them, truly. A quick glance showed that Suzu had managed to have a full cutie wrapped around her finger in a round booth near the bar, her big brown eyes batting at him innocently as he whispered a sweet something in her ear. You snorted when you heard her pull a fake-but-I-want-to-bone-you laugh, leaning forward to place a hand a little high on his thick thighs. Good for her, she deserves to get some.

Next to her, Serena had a sleepy young man practically eating out of the palm of her hand, which was nothing new, truly. She always managed to have some victim within her grasp, and though this one looked shy, he also looked seconds away from dropping to the floor and licking her boot if she asked.

Usually that would leave you with Quinn, the two of you notorious for sipping drinks and judging the patrons of whatever fine establishment you had ended up at, but she was occupied with Mr. Thigh’s friend. Her back turned towards Suzu, she had a playful narrow in her eyes, leaning into a tall brunette who’s baby face hid a wicked smirk at whatever snark she was throwing his way.

That was how you found yourself alone, trying – and failing – to ignore what must’ve been the fourth in the Drunk Man Squad. He had followed when you snuck off to the bar, abandoning the table of love birds, and hadn’t stopped pestering with shitty pick up lines and not so subtle glances at your chest.

He wasn’t bad, you supposed, but he also wasn’t great. The sleeze rolled off of him in waves, and the way he kept smirking like he had the biggest dick in the room had your eyes practically rolling into the back of your skull. You weren’t drunk nor horny enough for his antics, which was truly saying a lot.

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[codakyeunja]

This performance was so sexy

[quinnkoo]

Honey. HONEY. I will wreck you in the most wonderful way possible.

[quinnkoo]

This weekend I need to literally write 100 fic reviews, I have been slacking.

[pissvortex]

it’s crazy how idol music has helped change music from something you listen to for enjoyment to something you listen to on repeat on streaming websites so your favorite manufactured personalities can show up higher on the music charts. and i don’t think it’s funny or quirky when kpop stans or whoever else always reply to posts like this with “anyways stream x” because it’s insane to me that we have been turned into such willing actors in the commodification of music for the exlusive benefit of publishing companies that starve and abuse teenagers to the point of suicide. like it’s maddening that the act of making profit for a massive, multi-trillion dollar industry is just seen as a fun fandom that people participate in online for a sense of community. not even enjoying the music - the act of making money for your favorite idols by streaming them is a fandom in and of itself! have some dignity for gods sake

[seoksjin]

Fila Project 7 Behind The Scene [Seokjin]

[hollyhomburg]

Jungkook has once again chosen violence

[quinnkoo]

I–once again–am here to say that I love and adore Jeon Jeongguk with all of my wretched being.

[oppah-deactivated20201117]

no patience | jjk 03

jeon jungkook, head of diagnostic medicine at seoul memorial teaching hospital has his fancy tickled by a case, he’s the most sought after diagnostician in the country. a prick extraordinaire and mr dry-humor but only at the expense of others. he likes solving complex cases for the sheer thrill of unraveling what others can’t, and he’s finally met his match—if only she could stop saying “alpha?” he’d appreciate that.

muses. alpha!jungkook x omega!reader

genre. drama, mature | hospital au

wc. 5000+

content(s). sexual fantasies, asshole!jjk, banter, smartass remarks, jeon has the fattest crush on mc, abo dynamics, witty humor, things kinda go downhill after this chapter, koo likes his women strongminded and outstandingly facetious

01 | 02 | 03 | ??

It’s the best dream Jungkook’s ever had.

If it features his 0.01% pretty patient, no one needs to know.

You’re on your knees in front of him, one hand on his thigh and the other wrapped around the base of his length. Head bobbing up and down in a long and languid slide. It’s luxurious and lacks the forced enthusiasm he usually gets. You’re enjoying it, making it last. Drawing it out for both their pleasure.

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[quinnkoo]

Me, a Brit living in the US who is not a citizen and therefore can’t vote.

[luvsbts]

His confidence, is so fucking sexy.