i would rather be water than anything else

elise

[quinocks]

im not even going to pretend like i disagree with anything moash did anymore he was the good guy

[fieldsofvarley]

everyone on vivacia is insane and everyone on paragon is a depressed burned out college dropout

[cerasifera]

Brashen, five Vestrits, and two tiny pirates

[quinocks]

most heartbreaking thing about fitzloved is that its not not explicitly canon because robin hobb was scared to make them gay its because shes too woke. so i cant even be mad about it.

[dykekarkat]

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

[smeegamae]

who even gives a fuck anymore moash should be allowed to kill brandon sanderson himself

[gideonthefirst]

the fitz dynamic with dutiful is crazy. dutiful was born from fitz's rape* and fitz knows it and clearly reacts to it -- the initial anger and frustration especially drawn on by any behavior or look of dutiful's that Resembles Fitz, the resistance to acknowledging that similarity ('he doesn't look like me, he looks like verity'), the constant retreading in fitz's mind of How It Happened, the 'son of my body' phrasing -- but also fitz still loves verity despite (because of?) verity's repeated and ultimate violations of fitz's selfhood and bodily autonomy and so he's constantly drawn to dutiful out of this missing of/obsession with verity in a way that almost feels similar to burrich's draw to fitz due to fitz's similarities w chivalry. and dutiful doesn't know about any of this and just wants a father and fitz both is his biological father but also mixed minds -- and bodies!! -- often enough with verity so as to be by far by far the closest thing to verity still living. CRAZY!

[quinocks]

life once you realize value is a construct … aahhh

[moash]

Anti-Monarchists, Imagine you are a famous traitor and are about to stab the evil king. Incidentally, the king clutches a Vorin baby at his chest. Would you kick the baby out of the way and win vengeance, or spare the Vorin baby?

[quinocks]

wish we as a fandom had more wintrow stans i love that boy so much 😞

[motherofcavy]

Althea Vestrit

[p2ep]

Well i think the short guy should top

[potatosaresweet]

woke china be like lesbian female emperor and her crossdressing wifehusband from the chengli tribe who talks to horses

[deadmegumi]

hwen I have a migraine I pray to fitzchivalry farseer patron saint of chronic pain for advice and He says blow up this room with everyone in it and kill yourself badly amen

[quinocks]

im maternal toward piranesi

[freakcliff]

every day I want to be saying shit like "this happened to my friend fitzchivalry farseer" but I can't fucking say that because I can't make myself say his stupid ass name out loud. this happened to my buddy Fitz capital c in the middle chivalry farseer. jesus

[boitterfly]

me when i have to remind the audience i am intoxicated to excuse my gay behavior!

me when i am uncertain about the appropriate amount of affection to show a “friend”, but again, i am drunk haha so that’s normal right? right??