soobs

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

[puyopuyo]

so yes head? :)

wahoo!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[midiport]

[brbjellyfishing]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[wolfy-gecko]

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

the worst part of taking german classes is having to ask your teacher if you can go to the poopenfarten

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[spacegeek3000-deactivated201506]

[bantlers-old]

can we get an f in the chat for their sacrifice 😔

[seabassapologist]

Heavy are the heads that wear the crowns

[fleetwoodsushi]

[dulect]

me in ten years: “hey do you still like me, idk ur just being quiet”

my husband: “babe I'm sleeping”

[snootbag-deactivated20201213]

[angelhive]

POV: ur an app and im about to delete you

[imjustanothergirlinasweate-deac]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i think i will become a creature.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*scuttles*

[gaming-misadventures]

[chickenfarmersan]

[kristina100000]

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3