We're All Just Jokes

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[dictearchive]

[rugbin]

Dinner at the Diner

[respectfulmemes]

[mentalkillness]

I feel like a mom on facebook reblogging this but I genuinely like it. I want to make this into a full size poster and put it in my 3rd grade classroom but I’m 20 yrs old and not a teacher

[robin-the-robo]

[charliethehumanfaintinggoat444]

Had this idea in my head and so I had to write it down

[not-muse]

[rj-anderson]

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

[cockyhorror]

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

“i only like art that makes me feel good” completely foreign and repulsive idea to me. i would rather die than live your life

[captain-price-returns]

I love how insane everyone is now.

[mockingbirdanimates]

steph! cass! steph! cass!

[purple-lighthouse]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[elongatedthomas]

Behold, I have created a comprehensive politcal compass for Joe Abercrombie characters

[salemdotcom]

Just realized that the reason Balthazar and Baptiste make such good foils (sexual tension style) for each other is that they embody the age old tropes of the jack of all trades, master of none, and the hyper-specialized top-of-their field minmaxer who is good at exactly one thing.

[reslutcitate]

The Devils by Joe Abercrombie

is the most 'will make Tumblrina's absolutely feral' book I've read in a long long time and yet there are two (2) fanarts and four (4) fics for it.

[lilaclirose]

Knew I was in for a real treat from this line alone.

[samirant]

“You’re a vampire,” snapped Brother Diaz. “Of course you hate the church.”

“On the contrary, I’m a great admirer of the tenets of your religion. I merely find it a shame that ‘the saved’ are, as a rule, so little like their savior.”

The Devils, Joe Abercrombie

[temporary-gentleman]

First Law trilogy POV character portraits I love those awful losermen