Donald Trumpkin
Donald Trumpkin “listen, this is the best, most luxurious pumpkin in America.”
“All the other pumpkins are losers”
“You want the best kind of pumpkin, look to Trumpkin!”

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Donald Trumpkin
Donald Trumpkin “listen, this is the best, most luxurious pumpkin in America.”
“All the other pumpkins are losers”
“You want the best kind of pumpkin, look to Trumpkin!”
I have THE neatest idea for a musical involving cats!
- Andrew Lloyd Webber while high...
Sandy, Oh My God, the car, it's flyin'!
- Danny Zuko
When I think Hitler I think short-shorts, am I right?
The last time I got crack, it ended up being a bag of sugar...it was pretty damn good!!!
I have a bicycle for two reasons: I'm funny, it's funny, and I have a small, small Penis.
Pee Wee Herman
I would definitely fuck him
Said anyone ever about Benedict Cumberbatch
Andy Murray should have won! I even cried at his accpetance speech.
Roger Federer
I don't want you to tap into my shit
Maple Tree
Thank you Hypnotic Toad, For making me dizzy.
Jimmy Fallon
Jonny and Cake equals best day ever!
Chris Martin
"Lestrade, they're taking the hobbits to Isengard
- Sherlock
Guys used to be like... Baby I want you for your body. Then they wised up and said, Baby I love you for your body but I want you for your mind. Now though they’re like, Baby I only want you for your blood. VAMPIRES!! What Bitches, Right?!!
Girl
On the first day of Christmas my Doctor sent to me!
Steven Moffat
Yo Momma so old that when she saw the rainbow it was still in black in white.
Wicked Witch of the West
Ho, Ho, Ho
Every Santa on the face of this Earth!
Drink your 100 percent fresh squeezed vegetable juice hunny -- Your Mom