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[unclefather]

[callmebliss]

A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.

The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy

[earthstellar]

is it just me, or did the Florida Department of Transportation trace and mildly edit the G1 stock model illustration for Ratchet for their website resource page on school bus road safety? 

because they TOTALLY FUCKING DID 

it’s not just me, right? 

like, straight up, that’s what they did here, right???? 

idk, but like, holy shit, I think they did?

this is from an actual state government department’s official website 

LMAOOOO 

[everythingfox]

“Squirrels doing superhero landings is my spirit animal”

(Source)

[baaras]

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

[laimpia]

[iapislazuli]

ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT

[hyenasarecutedammit]

Everybody be on HIGH ALERT... …. ……this could be dangerous 

[lesbianredpanda]

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[mellifexfarm]

apparently Murphy is a "chocolate slate" turkey which is cool since that's the one color I was hoping to get. because hey look like they're covered in pudding stains

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[draconym]

I can't stop thinking about how much mole skeletons remind me of whale skeletons.

We're all familiar with Space Whales but nobody ever talks about Space Moles. Or Desert Whales. Or Giant Ocean Moles. And that's terrible.

[gallusrostromegalus]

What is a Mole, if not a Tiny Dirt Whale? they’re really rather like sperm whales, hunting invertabrates by thier vibrations in total darkness.

Or perhaps a Whale is a very Large Water Mole, with it’s vibration-sensitive organs behind a vibration-amplifying balloon?  

The only real difference I can think of between them is that moles don’t have a built-in sonic weapon to the best of my knowledge.

[draconym]

Considering some moles can swim I expect it will not be very long before they become very large and start using echolocation.

[gallusrostromegalus]

YES

MASSIVE CLAWED WHALE

NASAL TENTACLES AS LONG AS A MAN

GIANT SQUID COMMENTS: “the Sperm whales were bad but this is just fucking offensive.”

[draconym]

[wild-west-wind]

oh this is so equally despicable and delightful!

[aen-maggs]

My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy.

[hclark70]

[fixomnia-scribble]

Some days, Twitter is a simmering hellbroth. Other days, the landscape is made glorious by people like this.

[mlmanakin]

anakin + 🤡

[yourtypicallesbianman]

mood

[studyable]

Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

[sugaricingcookies-deactivated20]

I’m going to throw a cake at your head

[marslowell]

uh-oh, i mean, um, yes