lmao

lmao

[shirecorn]

Harbinger

[shirecorn]

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

[hungwy]

life would be so different if i was a beaver at a zoo but then again some things would also stay the same

[quitthecarnival]

it is the year 2021 and for some reason i Am Here ??

[julyknights]

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

[arabellesicardi]

if this was not a carly song i would not reblog but i am forced to

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

The pride flag reveal….. I cannot

[mitski-miyawakis]

did anyone else think he fuckin inhaled a piece of confetti

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[tomhordy]

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[nicejewishguy]

[artoo]

chewie fucking ate him 

[artoo]

the saga continues 

[lesbianrey]

[night-dawn-day]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

which one is which

[grimelords]

six month old note I just found that’s unconnected scenes from an episode where George gets framed for murder

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

I’m too afraid to look at the chain of events that led to this

[evilidiot]

I wanted to print out the “is pro life dies anyways” meme to hang up somewhere in the house but the printer is new and fucked up so this is all it would print and honestly this is the most scary thing I own

[evilidiot]

My dad gave me his two cents

[bobbymackeysmusicworld]

[bigthecat]