[djheckingfruity]

I love how literally like five minutes in, young Elsa was like “ew no, why are the hets kissing”

[starcures]

Hey i lomve u and ur face and uh idk everything an i woukd die for u and uh yeah i love you to the end of time

OH MY GOT I LOMVE YOU TOO??????????? I LOVE YOU'RE FACE ++!!!!! 💌💖💕💌💓💝💖💌💖💖💝💌💖☺💓💌💖💝💓☺💖💌💖

[quiverhope]

hey abbababababbababababbb love uuuuuuuuuuu💝💖💕💓💝📯💓💝💌📯💖💝💓📯🏳️‍🌈📯🏳️‍🌈💕🏳️‍🌈📯🏳️‍🌈💓💌💖💝❤💖📯❤

I was supposed to send it first :(

[stormswithskin]

[kristina100000]

vibe

[hall--o--ween]

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[awesomelittleweirdo]

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

[likestofightcrime]

[rip-paramour]

“Age is just a number” means that if I wanna go trick-or-treating I’m going trick-or-treating

[nyankittyblr]

if pedophiles believe that age is just a number then jail is just a room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[drowned-princess]

And a bullet is just a piece of metal

[quiverhope]

hi ily

👀 ily2

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[harmonyblast]

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

[slendercraft]

I saw these creeper peeps and I like them a lot

[dankmemeuniversity]

[moniquill]

Accurate

[dicksantorum-2012-blog]

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

[jadesisland-hiatus-blog-blog]

PRO CHOICE

[fcobro]

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon.  let’s try this again, shall we?

[frnkieroismydaddy]

PRO CHOICE IS PRO WOMEN

[bnprime]

the forced birth movement needs to go down

[chaoticmoronn]

HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION

HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS

[neverthere12345]

[thepunchdrunkpoet-deactivated20]

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

[thepunchdrunkpoet-deactivated20]

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

[princesscinderhella]

in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[tamagobert]

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m living

[dragon-hated-art]

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

[i-am-a-fish]

soap

[strangehorse]

[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.