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[quixoticemo]

about me ! <3

• elle/fable • she/her • 20 •

• lover of cats, languages, anime men, and more!

• cooking blog !

• trying so hard to be an adult

• always open to make friends <3

• here's my carrd for more info!

[shivorce]

they should invent a kind of going outside that doesn’t cost money

[catchymemes]

[hxh]

i love disabling notifications i love turning off autocorrect i love turning off autocaps i love appearing offline i love not syncing contacts i love not signing up with my phone number

[paranoid-android-official-deact]

(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)

(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)

[tchaikovskaya]

The longer I look at this the more unsettled I become

You have to walk through the bathroom to access three of the four bedrooms in this house

One of those three is the only room with an en-suite bath. And it isn’t the master bedroom.

[tchaikovskaya]

Wait the middle bedroom literally has no windows

[tchaikovskaya]

This distance is ~20 feet and you have to tour the entire house to move from Point A to Point B

[tchaikovskaya]

Building this house in the sims and timing how long it takes a sim to get from the master bedroom to the sidewalk to go to work (he misses his entire shift)

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

this is a saw trap

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

y'all heres the real estate listing the middle bedroom does in fact have no windows also there's a pool that's not even mentioned??

take the 3D tour if you have the strength i do not lmao

101 E Linfield St, Glendora, CA 91740 - 4 beds/1.5 baths

(CRMLS) 4 beds, 1.5 baths, 1520 sq. ft. house located at 101 E Linfield St, Glendora, CA 91740 sold for $780,000 on May 10, 2021. MLS# CV210

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

The house was designed by the people who made the IKEA showroom floors

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[blackpyrefly]

things we know about girls

they dont like to go to work

thhey like to eat a burger

[comfortfrogblog]

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

[comfortfrogblog]

i do promise

[ID: tumblr tag reading "#do you promise" /end ID]

[ununquadius]

Learning a language that doesn't use the same writing system as your native one is so fun because they change the font and you're doomed

[kviralingvisto]

People who shit on Duolingo as a learning method are the bane of my existence. No, Duo won't make you fluent. But, it is a GREAT tool for BEGINNERS, especially those who find it difficult to study with traditional methods.

[sunmoonlang]

reading in your target language is like

*reads two words* *picks up dictionary* *reads two more words* *looks up two words in dictionary* *understands two sentences* *rejoices* *looks up word in dictionary* *finally understands the sentence* *looks up same word in dictionary* *despairs* *reads under breath to aid comprehension* *opens up dictionary again* *understands every single word in the sentence but doesn’t understand the sentence* *sighs* *picks up dictionary* *understands more sentences* *rereads same sentence three times* *doesn’t understand* *opens dictiona—

[positivelyadhd]

friendly reminder that you're allowed to need people, in fact everyone needs people. needing the company of others does not make you weak. spending time with other people is how we learn and grow.

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

milk-thistle is an example of a word where the tongue barely moves… basilica is an example of a word where the movement involved is like a seesaw. opium as a word is circular to say. to say a word like violence involves a bit of a forced pause in the mouth where the o connecting the syllables is. etymologists trace the word’s history, poets feel the word’s impact, singers listen to the word’s musicality, linguists tell the word to go this way and that way, and the word is gracious to all in return

[pumfs]

[fairycosmos]

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

[passion-of-l0vers]

ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave