Blanket Skittles on Your Universe

Blub blub.

[animusrox]

Oh greatest of Kings, let one of your Knights try to land a blow against me. Indulge me in this game. The Green Knight (2021) dir. David Lowery

[superinframan]

[mitchipedia]

[princessmo]

all video games should be dressup games. if you can’t put your guy in a little outfit what’s the point

[depsidase]

[leviathan-the-boy]

it says the actual flavour right here :/

[paper--machete]

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

[paper--machete]

Hospital

[sleepy-bebby]

[vintagegeekculture]

1947

[dat-soldier]

kid had a great week

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[anarchistmemedistro]

[lesbianshepard]

the academic urge to tape a little gary larson comic to your door

[crocodiletrolley]

As someone who works at a college I can absolutely confirm that no academic in history has EVER resisted this urge

[tinyzoologist]

[ot3]

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]

[dentiloquist]

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

[izzy-hands]

Ed + loving Stede for all the things he was always mocked for

[ohsamiam]

Ernest Small, Baba Yaga (1966) Illustrations by Blair Lent. Ernest Small was a pseudonym for Blair Lent.

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.