🌈Waddup🌈

Welcome to a mess

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[sirrylartheterrible]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Relax, Ted. It’s just a sneeze.

[excuse-my-charisma-blog]

[pajamaben]

“Hey, do you own any cats?”

“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”

[officialprinzeugen]

[funkybug]

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

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[emitterleorio]

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[sideprof]

[jupinaprincess]

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[lexstrasshittyblog-deactivated2]

Actual Richard Nixon campaign paraphernalia

[guruthethird-deactivated2016112]

I would pay good money for these

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[jellythingy]

[schmergo]

“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”

Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.