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DOWNLOADABLE QUOTABLE PRINTABLES  Free downloadable cards designed featuring my favourite quotes from TV, film, wherever! Got a quote you'd like to see? Email [email protected]

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“I abhor hipsters – I eat them for fun!” - Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa talk through some of Trevor’s… issues in Grand Theft Auto V

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“Elliot, if we’re gonna go that way, you’ll need a bigger knife” - Fearless as ever, Heisenberg makes his arrangements in the show finale of one of the most incredible shows on TV. Breaking Bad, Season 5, Felina.

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“Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!” - Arnold Rimmer discovers that the course of history has been changed, and that he is actually alive. For a bit. Red Dwarf III, Timeslides.

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“No more half measures” - Mike explains to Walt why he believes in drastic actions. Breaking Bad, Season 3, Half Measures

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“Ding! Ding ding ding ding ding!” - Hector Salamanca. Breaking Bad.

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“Chloe, we don’t have time for your personality disorder” - Bill Buchanan bypasses years of expensive counselling in 24, Day 4, 3:00am-4:00am. 

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“Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard” - Lord Flashheart wows a dress-wearing Baldrick at Edmund’s should-be wedding in Blackadder II, Bells.

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“Don’t you dare use the word ‘party’ as a verb in this shop!” - Bernard Black gives a fair warning to an over-excited Manny Bianco in Black Books, Season Three, Party.

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“You know the business and I know the chemistry” - From the moment Walter White broke bad in the first ever episode of Breaking Bad.

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“Ah, nice orange flames” - Jesse is burning things. Or is he? Breaking Bad, Season 5, To’hajiilee

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“Thanks, ants. Thants” - The grateful narrator during a very educational segment about ants and water in Look Around You, Series One, Water

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"Men are not people; we are disgustoids in Human form" - Jeff Murdock, considering the consequences should women ever find out what really goes on in men’s minds in Coupling, Series One, The Girl with Two Breasts

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"The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems" - River Tam gets 'morbid and creepifying' in Firefly.

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"I am the one who knocks". - Walter White lets the full Heisenberg shine through in the amazing Breaking Bad.

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"As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension." - Ray Stanz lays down the law for Gozer the Gozerian in Ghostbusters.

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"Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?" - Kryten trys his best lines upon meeting Camille, the pleasure GELF, for the first time in Red Dwarf IV, Camille.

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"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer" - There's a saying amongst the Officers of the deep space mining vessel, Red Dwarf.

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