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Incorrect quotes blog! 99% Fantasy High. Will be mostly tagging with just first names to avoid spamming tags. Anything suggestive will be tagged with #nsffh (not safe for fantasy high).

Fabian, in tears: I know nothing about wine! Fabian: I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie! I just wanna know they feel comfortable! Fabian, fully breaking down: I- I didn’t get Inception!

#fabian

Fabian: Hey, we’re friends, right? Gorgug: Yeah, of course. Fabian: Like, you like me? Gorgug: I love you unconditionally. Fabian: So, would you date me? Gorgug: What? Fabian: Like, if you were a girl. Gorgug: Oh. Fabian: Because, you know me, like… would you settle for me? Gorgug: Fabian: Gorgug: Fabian: …Hello? Gorgug: I’m… I’m sorry, I just… I feel like I gave to tread carefully here. Fabian: Oh. Gorgug: I wouldn’t. Fabian: …Great. Gorgug: Fabian, here’s the thing. You are such… a fascinating and complicated person. It’s just the thing is that if I was a girl, I wouldn’t be looking for a serious relationship right now. And it’s not you, it’s just like… you and me as a girl, are at different stages in our lives. Fabian, close to tears: Uh-huh… Gorgug: I think I need to focus on my barbificer career right now. Fabian: No yeah I get it! Gorgug: The last thing I want is for me as a girl to hold you back. Fabian: …Okay. Kristen: For me it’s because you’re ugly! Fabian: Wow, thanks guys. Gorgug: You’re welcome! Fabian: …Riz, would you date me, be hone- Riz: No.

#fabian #gorgug #kristen #riz

Riz, walking into a room: Hold on. Riz: …a baby. I wasn’t expecting this. Fabian: Guess we’ll have to support it. Riz: I guess I could get some kind of job, maybe at Basrar’s? I’ll probably have to work double shifts, but- Fabian: Oh. I see. While you’re off climbing the ladder at Basrar’s, I’ll just stay home and raise him alone. That’s fine! I’ll just give up on my dreams! Riz: Here we go. Fabian, tearing up: What?! He needs to learn a strong man can cry!

#riz #fabian

Adaine: Let me put this on the record- you are not as good at guilt tripping as my mother is.

#adaine

Fabian: I just wanted to say I have a crush on you. Bad. I’ve been feeling this way for months, and I think it’s time I told you my feelings. Mazey: Oh… Mazey: Wait, who’s the other guy? Fabian: Oh, The Ball is here for moral support. Mazey: …be so for real right now. Riz: I’m here for you, Fabian.

#fabian #mazey #riz #fabian/mazey

Adaine: Does manifesting really work? I need someone dead. Kipperlilly: DM me. Adaine: Oh hell no.

#adaine #kipperlilly

Fabian: What’s your McDonald’s order? Gorgug: It’s pretty normal. Gorgug: It’s a Big Mac… two McChickens… ten pieces nugget… and two… McChickens. Fabian: For your family, or…? Gorgug: I usually order like, seven sandwiches. Fabian: You said four McChickens right there, total? Although you split it up- Gorgug: No, it’s- two McDoubles, two McChickens, and if I’m feeling a little frosty, I’ll get a Big Mac and then a ten piece. The ten piece is for the party. Fabian: Wow. That sounds like some Matilda shit, where you get to eat two McDoubles, two McChickens, a Big Mac, and then your guests, you’re like- ‘I got you guys ten McNuggets!’

#fabian #gorgug

Ivy, to Kipperlilly: Of course I can handle you at your worst. That's basically all the time.

#ivy

Kipperlilly, pointing at Oisin: We both have a lot of unresolved personal issues that making out might not help, but can't make worse.

#kipperlilly #kipperlilly/oisin

Fabian, looking at Riz: Big fan of codependency that edges towards illness. Fabian: Very big fan of two people unable to function correctly without the other close, whether in sight or touch. Fabian: Absolutely huge fan of sick individuals who should not be separated. Ever. Or something horrible happens.

#fabian

Ayda: The second or third time I was there, Fig gave me a cup of coffee on the house. Ayda: I didn’t know she was trying to smash. Ayda: I was truly like, this is the nicest person there’s ever been.

#ayda #ayda/fig

Gorgug: Hey. Did you ever have a crush on me? Fabian: I will answer that question when Hell freezes over. Gorgug: You think I forgot how you always 'measured' my biceps after Bloodrush practice? Fabian: Gorgug, I will stab you.

#gorgug #fabian #fabian/gorgug

Adaine: Riz, I'm gonna ask you not to do anything violent. Riz: What? What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response. Oisin, as Riz reaches for his gun: Hello, Adaine!

#adaine #riz #oisin

Fabian, meeting Aelwyn: Hello! I want to spiral into codependency.

#fabian #aelwyn/fabian

Adaine: You’ll live until you’re 87. Kipperlilly, with a gun to her head: Oh, we’ll see about that one, oracle. Kipperlilly: …wait, what the hell? How’d my gun jam? Adaine: Well, I did say you’d live to 87, so let’s maybe, uh, put our listening ears on.

#adaine #kipperlilly

Fig, teaching Ayda: I am a…? Ayda: Bad bitch. Fig: I’m a bad bitch and I’m serving what? Ayda: The community. Fig: No.

#fig #ayda

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