Life to Musical Quotes

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Ugh, the number of people I like at this party is now very disproportionate to the number of people I dislike… Let's leave…

Thor

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How Do You Describe Your Love Life In a Street Sign

Laurens: Dead end”

Lafayette: “Danger ahead”

Hercules Mulligan: “Slippery when wet…”

Eliza: “Scenic route”

Hamilton: Do NOT Enter?

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I am the result of 6 failed abortions.... I am one resilient fetus.....

Haruka Nanase

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Shadis: God is like a consuming fire because he burns away all the bad within you to make you more lovable.

Eren: What if there’s nothing left after the burning?

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Yuri: We need to quit while we’re ahead…

Natsuki: Oh, we’re so not ahead…

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Tubing Incident

Hamilton: I'm just scared of falling off, that's all…

*Hamilton falls off tube after hitting a wave VERY ungracefully*

Eliza: HONEY!!!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY?!

Hamilton: I'M GOOD!

Jefferson: *bursts out laughing* These aren't tears of sadness, these are tears of 'oh my fucking god' I'm laughing so hard!!

Hamilton: I literally don't know what happened!

Jefferson: All right, let's go again!!

*within like 10 seconds, Jefferson flies off the tube in almost the exact same fashion that Hamilton did*

Hamilton: THE IRONY OF THIS SITUATION IS THE BEST PART

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I live in a state of 10 seconds away from crying

Rin Matsuoka 

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(Not Quotes from characters, but this is a list of quotes of What happened when a group of friends and I played Doki Doki Lit Club together!)

JIM AND NATALIE WERE PLAYING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, RYAN AND I WERE JUST WATCHING THEM SUFFER :)

“Feel myself” -Jim *When line said feed myself*

“Load me” -Game “Uhhhh stay away from that woman, Jim……” -Natalie “This got so oddly sexual..” -Jim

“I am death… Wait SHE’S DEATH?!” -Jim

“I hide my feelings in a mask” -Jim “In a mask, or behind a mask?” -Ryan “Yes.” -Jim

“I’m searching for something? *leans into microphone close* DICK! Shit I wanted you to laugh at that” -Jim

“Monika! Watch your own damn buisness!” -Jim

“Nanananana My oh my kiss the girl!!” -Everyone except Jim

“You're basically in a long-term relationship with this girl who licked your finger…” -Natalie

“You’re definitely having a seance and she’s a vampire” -Natalie

“Leader chick!” -Natalie

“Okay, so being out of the friendzone was a little too much for her. So what…” -Jim

*Monika does a jumpscare* “AAAAAAAHHHHH THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!” -Jim

“Aww, theyre not dead..” -NAtalie and Jim

“It makes more sense that she’s a demon than a robot alien…” -Ryan

“IT KNOWS MY NAME?!?!?!” -Jim

“I told you we were in the matrix!!” -Jim

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Kyoya: You call an unmarried young man ‘Master’ like ‘Master ____'...

Renge: Wait, why do guys get something cool, and all unmarried girls get is ‘Miss’?

Kyoya: Well, it's only ‘Miss’ until you get married, but that may NEVER happen, and you’ll always be ‘Miss’

Host Club: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH.....

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Rich: I’ll give you a week to decide, but you can't say no..

Jermey: Why do I feel like I'm signing my life away? Wait, where are my rights on this?!

Rich: There are none…

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Do that one more time, and I will water board you with bleach.

Levi Ackerman

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Sayori: How can you make them vote in your favor?

Monika: Delete your emails.

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ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? WITH MEMES????!?!?!?!

Makoto Tachibana

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*Fire alarm goes off*

Jean: I can explain...

Marco: WhAt THe hEcK hAPpeNeD?!?

Jean: There was a bee...

Marco: Why is the kitchen on fire?!?! *Sprays the fire with the extinguisher* EXPLAIN!!!!!!

Jean: Okay, so it seems like heat and plastic don’t mix too well, and bees don’t like to be burned to a crisp.

Marco: WHAT?!

Jean: Did I almost burn down the house? Yes, but I can accurately say that this genius plan DID WORK.

Marco: Worked? THE KITCHEN WAS ON FIRE!!!!

Jean: But the bee is dead...

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*Hamilton breaks a mug off the Presidents desk and is frantically trying to clean it up*

Jefferson: How the hell did you manage to do that?

*Jefferson knocks over a book in the same fashion, by backing into it*

Jefferson: Oh…...

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Jefferson: *jestingly* Well, I guess I can’t do my homework problems, I forgot my book....

Hamilton: Well, I’m not using mine, you can use it!

Jefferson: *Really sarcastic* Wow… I hope a bus never ever hits you!

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