Quotes From The Polycule

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“Captain Hook was a bottom and you cannot change my mind.”…”thank you for coming to my Ted talk”

[havinganormalone]

I feel like people in the polyam community should start getting those packs of VDay cards meant for 3rd graders and handing them out to their 'cule.

[joyousandferal]

Pour one out for all the polyamorous homies that are trying to figure out their Valentine’s plans.

[ladyhaven-deactivated20250120]

[quotesfromthepolycule]

White nonbinary couple eating Taco Bell:

*handing partner a spoonful of sourcream”

“Did you want some sour cream for your crunchwr- oh okay or just eat the spoonful of sour cream “

“Yeah so you can crush up your Doritos locos taco into the almost empty sour cream tub for a “taco salad”

Both simultaneously “it’s the caucasity for me”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“Im a non binary polyamorous pansexual vers switch with abandonment issues, so maybe I am not the best person to be told ‘no you choose’”

“…babe are you okay we were talking about dinner choices”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“New lobotomy just dropped at Claire’s! polycule date ideaaaa!”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“You owe me a boop!”

“Fuckin brat”

“You poked me IN THE EYE”

(A boop is a poke on the nose)

[lesbxdyke]

I love being Polyam.

I love that my new romantic relationship does not come with the expectation that I will have to stop being affectionate with my friends.

I love that my partner understands that my QPR is just as important to me as our new romantic relationship.

I love that the needs I cannot meet for my partner can be met by someone else and they are free to pursue that.

I love that the needs my partner cannot meet for me can be met by someone else and I am free to pursue that.

I love that my life is full of every kind of love and yet still more can and could be added in the future!

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“I went from single and lonely to in a polycule like basically overnight”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

*two bottoms fighting for dominance in the kitchen*

One switch to the other: “babyyy, the bottoms are pretending again!”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“I am not a chew toy!”

3 people simultaneously: “we disagree”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

*knock knock* “yes have you considered ethical non monogamy for your lifestyle”

[quotesfromthepolycule]

Update: they’ve converted me

[quotesfromthepolycule]

All of us have affection aggression like cats or some shit, just always wanting to bite each other

[quotesfromthepolycule]

“Oh so you can bite MY kneecaps…but when *I* do it..it’s suddenly a problem”

[polyamorousmood]

Concept:

A woman who gets out of social events by saying "sorry, I'm hanging with my girlfriends that night!" but by this she does not mean she has a night out planned with female friends but rather she is a poly lesbian who is just going home.