Secretly Unhinged

She/her

[mousegirlheart]

I shove you inside The Machine and slam the door shut

I begin to activate it, pressing buttons, adjusting settings. as it thrums to life, I step back

you feel hot, an intense tingling all over your body. you close your eyes tight, waiting for it to be over

it feels like every cell in your body is on fire, although it isnt agonizing, mostly. it's almost pleasant. euphoric, even.

the machine begins to hum louder and louder. it's just short of hurting your ears. and after what feels like hours, finally

DING!

i open the door to the machine

and there you are

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[thydungeongal]

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

[rosengeist]

“Ah, behold, my Halberd approaches!”

“She is my angel, my Morning Star!”

“My stiletto in stilettos!”

“My fiesty little Flamberge!”

“Quite the little Mancatcher isn’t she?”

“What can she do?! What BarbiCANT she do?!”

Honestly, this is fun and just sounds like if Gomez Addams was a medieval Lord at a joust or something.

[rockytheeridian]

heterosexuals (derogatory)

+

[bakwaaas]

[pisshandkerchief]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

and they will love you too <3

[huffylemon]

Reblog to sniff

[nerdygaymormon]

On March 10, 2025, Vivian Jenna Wilson posted on Threads that her father Elon Musk used IVF to conceive her and his other first few children to guarantee they would be boys, and this is why he is upset that as a child she was feminine and later came out as a trans woman, because he feels he didn’t get the product he paid for.

Elon has publicly slammed his daughter’s decision to transition and in 2024 said she had been “killed [by the] woke mind virus.” Vivian responded on Threads, “Last time I checked I am, indeed, not dead.” It’s no wonder she no longer speaks to him.

[em-iliart]

teeth studies

[beanzbyartificalmeans]

As somebody with funky teeth (healthy, just wonky) who gets really insecure about them I think studying teeth is great for expressive character design and it really helps on the representation front!

At the end of the day if your teeth complete their function and don't cause you any unbearable problems, they're perfect and I think more people need to realise that.

David Bowie is an incredible example, he had uneven yellow teeth for most of his life, if anything it became part of his look and his style and he's the reason I like my teeth now yeah, don't be insecure of your teeth, they're beautiful despite what beauty standards tell you ;)

[sosenblume-deactivated20250321]

i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp

h… hm… did anyone else feel that

[rarestsparkle]

If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

[bakwaaas]

it’s cliche and corny but the hand size comparing thing just eats every time

[forkingandcottage-deactivated20]

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

[grumpygreenwitch]

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

[hms-no-fun]

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog

[rocktheholygrail]

me and the bestie celebrating the ides of march

[mousegirlheart]

rats are woke

[meerkatp]

[slimereveler]

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately