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"Can we ship- Wait, no. They're a mom and daughter..."

Jenn., on Emma & Mary Margaret (Once Upon a Time).

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"Come on! Let's watch Dance Moms!"

Jon.

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"Well okay, but I don't want to host your life journey in my cupboard."

Claire, on why Jon needs to find his own space for his cereals.

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"Stop building a centipede!"

Claire interrupting herself while explaining rules to Nick (who was building one w/ Carcassonne tiles)

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"I just got confused 'cause Claire did something!"

Jon

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"It's my party and you'll cry if I want you to."

Nick to Claire

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"Now you're like 'Ross Cat'"

 Jon comparing Nimbus's brotherly behaviour to "Friends"

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"You premeditated the shit out of it"

Nick to Ben

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"I fucking Charlestoned the shit out of that bitch."

According to Patrick, quote of the night from Drunk Ben. 

Patrick: "Yeah, he did."

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"You made me make up a word!"

 Drunk Ben after telling Hannah that she exudes endearingness when she's drunk!

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"...plus his hair smells nice."

Drunk Ben referring to Patrick

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"I feel somehow emasculated."

Ben to Jenn. in reference to this quote. 

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"Did you all know, Ben is a man, WITH FEELINGS. Direct quote."

Jenn., tweet quoting Ben who was reacting to his own quote being tweeted. 

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"I exposed myself in an emotional sense."

Drunk Ben

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"You're lucky I love you enough to use my humour on you"

Drunk Ben to Jenn. 

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"It's like feeding a gremlin after midnight!"

Rachel on giving Hannah a tequila shot.

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"YOU GUYS!!! YOU GUYS!!! FRIENDS ARE THE BEST."

Drunk Jenn.