literally trash

you will find that I am sarcastic 98% of the time I try to be hardcore but my mom won't let me I'm nothing extraordinary just an awkward teenager

[connerys]

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

[marisatomay]

me watching the kids of today continue to make memes about the ap tests even though I have no idea what any of them mean

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

how do you just give camilla cabello an artist of the year award RIGHT AFTER ariana made that same stage her BITCH???? HOW????? WHOMST DID THIS????? GIVE ME A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arianagrandemidia]

[best-of-memes]

A Grandmother’s Essentials

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

[fayvhasaan-deactivated20161229]

I can smell it

[lamejanesbff-deactivated2017091]

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

[tsukithewolf]

Granny perfume.

[relive-the-90s]

my childhood

[krakenkitty]

Now I’m the one with the hutch you can’t touch…

[quoththeravebnevermore]

I don't even have a grandma and I felt myself travel back in time to a "trip to grandma's house" wtf

[suits-of-woe]

hot take: shakespearean tragedies edition

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[jheselbraum]

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

[vladtheunfollower]

@tariqah

[tariqah]

Me and me cats

[shitfridge]

the dolphin: ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur mom ur-

[monsieurrobot]

[eleventhsever]

Your show was great.

Thank you.

You did well.

Now get some rest.

Goodnight, Denis..

[snowarcusaurum]

I don’t know what to say… It’s a sudden news.

Rest in peace, Denis Ten

[aye-fucking-aye]

Did I want Croatia to win? Yes

Am I sad that they didn’t? Yes

Am I going bash and belittle France for their win just because my team lost? No

I know a lot of us wanted Croatia to win, but keep in mind that France has been a solid team since the start of the world cup. They deserve this win just as much as Croatia did because they worked hard and played well. So remember to be a good sport and don’t be a sore loser.

So I’m so proud of Croatia for making it this far, it’s amazing.

And congratulations to our new world cup champions, France.

[virikako]

France: Wins World Cup

The World: Look at our child Croatia and how good they did.

[minyoongisthighgap]

Wow can yall believe we live in the same age as Kim Namjoon an incredible philosophical, kind hearted, cutie with godlike proportions wow how lucky are we

[shock]

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

[chirp-chirp-hockey]

“For all his talent, Neymar is an embarrassment to soccer”

-USA Today Headline

[ultragooner89]