Overthinking my overthinking

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[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Twitter is sometimes worth keeping around because of posts like these

[fishonthetree]

I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ace-trainer-alice]

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Gosh, that's so perfect. Your friend is actually the only one who is engaging with this post correctly. Supersedes my original intent, even. Sorry, I bow to her wisdom here. Tell your friend I hope she's having fun!

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[awesomesthesia]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[sharkgirldick]

Having a baby to prove your love with your partner is ridiculous. "Ohh, let's bring a whole third person into our relationship and, get this, we have to teach it how to be alive." Nonsense. My girlfriend and I could do the same thing with another tgirl, and she'll start out way better at Magic the Gathering than a baby.

[0x-hazel]

@k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[vulpine-dyke]

*First time doing denial play* Sex isn't real and you can't have it

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[qqchurch]

[eta-reduction]

shit dude this kinkblog meta is fucked. i just saw a girl clap its hands together and say "denial of all materiality" or some similar shit, and every one around it got enthralled, gored and then turned into a plushie. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is giving basic relaxation inductions and pretty okay head. I think I just saw "ultraviolet pinktext" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[ysolt]

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from aBigMothInALittleWorld reading: Making art is like this also /End ID]