I Know™ Things

Ello! I'm Artie. Genderqueer, bi, over 18. a full-time student and full-time loan officer at a credit union. I have a neat husband whom I love and lil’ naked Sphynx whom I worship. He/they/she, whenever. I'm just tired.

[sekusekusekuseku-deactivated201]

no offense but fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars,let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars

[quystal-queer]

“I don’t care for these new Nazis.”

-John Mulaney

[quystal-queer]

“And you can quote me on that”

Why did no one reblog this it was so funny

[quystal-queer]

I got married ❤️

[quystal-queer]

[cyberclays]

PREY: Morgan suit - by Fred Augis

[wormwoodnt]

[fuckingfreezerpops]

A THIEF!

[quystal-queer]

Happy first birthday, Beerus!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[laudogen]

Visit Original Link

[tenkaichis]

imma be real with you chief. im nuking the shit out of your settlement

[hustlerose]

[tainbocuailnge]

death of a bachelor is a good song

[tainbocuailnge]

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

[yay4hamlet]

[sandsvendor100]

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Eating The Engineers

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[freaklangdon]

Someone: are you watching John Mulaney’s Kid Gorgeous again?

Me: