Half Agony Half Hope

Just a simple person who likes video games, dogs, and people who died long ago.

[inbroadwayvalley]

I’m a modern woman and all, but the minute you stick an early 1800s love story with dancing and chaste flirtation and dashing men in their regency era clothing in front of me I am fucking GONE

[dalish-elf-rights-activist]

Red Hawke is the best Hawke

Don’t get me wrong, I think that purple hawke is how the developers intended hawke to be. The lines are hilarious and it makes the story pretty dang funny. 

But a red hawke can just be so rewarding, especially if you play more aggressive as the game progresses. I mean cmon Hawke’s life is a tragedy. Bad thing after bad thing happens. Their father dies, then a brother/sister, their remaining sibling is taken away (or also dies), their mother is murdered, and then they are forced to go on the run and leave their home. That would be enough to make most people angry. Hawke deserves to be a little angry and direct. 

I always play Hawke as aggressive to everyone else, but they love their friends and fiercely support. 

[mensrightshotline]

tfw the hanged man gets your order wrong

[shes-a-wolf-in-disguise]

Idk if this has been said before, but I 100% headcannon Julien Solomita from YouTube as Emmett Cullen. His chaotic aries-ness is peak Emmett. And Rose is for sure just like Jenna who is constantly exasperated by him but in a loving way lol. I also hc that Emmett always helps Esme in the kitchen and is just as chaotic as Julien is in his cooking videos. And Esme just let's it happen while making sure the kitchen doesn't burn down.

[carlisleismydad]

Kermin,who’s always crying, is probably Edward and Marbles is Alice

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again

[ceaseactivity]

wishlist

big sword 

big sheath for my big sword

RIPPED arms for taking my big sword out on a refreshing walk in the sun

[sciencefictionismyjam]

More fantastic work by my friend! As I said before i’m creatively assisting with this project :) We recently just finished the Thane BLUR studios alternative texture, and more characters are on the way in this style.

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[bellasredchevy]

So if vampire climaxes are as powerful as the rest of them... how many straps has Carlisle just absolutely crushed into gelatin and/or powder with the force of his ass clenches? What is the strap budget in the Cullen household? How often is Esme up in Seattle buying 25 count packs of strap-on dildos at the sex toy warehouse?

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

Why you sad? Is it about your penis again

this is without a doubt one of the funniest out-of-context anons ive ever received, like i legitimately died when i read this

[olxmpic]

[4056874342-deactivated20200705]

The truth is we shouldn’t be able to look at ourselves except when bending to gather water from a stream or lake

[catchymemes]

[mananabuffins]

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

[mananabuffins]

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

[midgelenny]

quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking a turn about the room”

[briandavidgilberts]

[virginbylorde2025]

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

[onaredwheelbarrow]

For many, Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice, 1812) and Emma Woodhouse (Emma, 1815) represent two opposing ideals of performative femininity. Elizabeth represents the woman who acts in opposition to society’s surface level expectations of women (e.g. talking long, muddy walks), while Emma represents the woman who conforms to the trappings of traditional womanhood (e.g. wearing pretty dresses and matchmaking). However, both women staunchly refuse to marry for the majority of their novels, and both are, more or less, the masters of their own fates. Despite these similarities, Emma is often codified as a bitch, and Elizabeth is given the “not like other girls” treatment in modern culture. These surface-level characterizations derail Jane Austen’s careful portrayal of multi-faceted women and play into the patriarchal pressure for women to be in competition with each other and to appeal to expectations of acceptable womanhood. I firmly believe if Elizabeth and Emma were to meet in 2020, they would drunkenly run into each other in a bathroom at a downtown bar. Emma would sincerely compliment Elizabeth’s outfit, and Elizabeth would use her impeccable character judgement to help Emma swipe through Harriet’s Bumble matches. In this essay, I will—