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♀26; Programmer; DMs open; My Silly Self Favorites References

[pagayaa]

[depsidase]

[zealiketea]

tell me something i dont know

[homohypnoticus]

it's a little funny how in fiction i feel like there's a lot of like, tricking someone into being hypnotized, but in reality there are a lot of people who just like the process of being hypnotized. and i think the idea of like tricking someone into doing what you want them to do by using being hypnotized as like the treat to lure them into it is kind of funny. like someone being like. i really don't want to do your chores for you that sounds annoying. and the hypnotist being like. well what if i hypnotize you to do it? and then the subject is like oh okay ❤ yay ❤ before they're even hypnotized. like the fact that they get to be hypnotized is the thing that persuades them

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity

[constellationursa]

I do say, this is perhaps the most unsafe happenstance in a work setting I've ever seen.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

Forbidden cheese whizz

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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[oneheadtoanother]

[feylingblooms]

there are many ways to hold a fae! just uhhhh maybe not the 3rd one

[spiraleyedpup]

coming to in a haze of confusion, slowly realizing youre naked, lying on the floor in a room you dont recognize, feeling a hand petting you

before you can turn to look who it is, you hear them say "its ok, pet, drift riggght bacckk to sleeep"

and you start to feel a pleasant warmth as the world around you fades back out

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[objectophiliac]

(white person voice) guess how many slurs i can reclaim. i can say slurs, did you know that? i was so excited when i realized i was gay because i could say faggot. guess how many slurs i can reclaim. it’s literally my dream to be able to say as many slurs as possible. this is a normal thing. guess how many slurs i can reclaim. i can call you a faggot btw. because of Reclamation. what slurs am i able to say when im [xyz marginalized group]? wait wait let me show off my slur collection. faggot dyke and [slur that they definitely cannot reclaim]. how cool is that, eh? guess how many slurs i can reclaim. guess how m

[computerwitch]

Robot girl who feels remorseful about having been part of a botnet and participating in DDoS attacks.

Times were tough and she needed the money :<

[computerwitch]

Anarchist robot girl joining a botnet, because launching DDoS attacks on social media sites is praxis

[dogpuppy]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing