there's what i believe, then there's you

[goobra]

there’s no way you can look at this and tell me that twitter is better than tumblr

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[strangereddie]

🏳️‍🌈✨happy pride ✨🏳️‍🌈

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[aishwaryaaraiii]

Zendaya as Joan of Arc for Met Gala 2018  (Famous for leading France in its victory against Britian and was honored as a saint)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[barricadeur]

John Mulaney is hosting SNL, and they just did a lobster-themed “Les Misérables” parody…. the world is a beautiful place.

[skycrewperalta]

John and colin Jost wrote this sketch in 2010 when john was a writer and it never made it to air, tall child came full circle!

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

“John we’d like you to come host SNL for us.” “Of course! But on one condition!” “What’s the condition John?” “You let me do the Lobster Mis sketch you cut eight years ago.” “No John.” “You don’t understand! The kids will love it!” “*sigh* fine. You can film the lobster sketch.” “And you won’t cut it for time?” “And we won’t cut it for time.” “I’ll see you on Saturday!”

[miicharacter-moved-deactivated2]

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

[parakeet]

here they come

[todayilearnedthat]

TIL that Ronald Reagan’s father is on record as calling him his “piss son,” when asked why he would call his son that he replied: “he just a big piss boy.”

via reddit.com

[owlmylove]

when i was 12 owl city was my favorite band and when i was 15 pushing daisies was my favorite show and now that i’m older it can be so tempting to be realistic about life and cynical by necessity but i think some part of me has always wanted to believe in the dreamiest realities, the happiest possible responses to sadness and loneliness, and maybe thats silly and idealistic but its something i still want to believe in

[owlmylove]

i forgot the pushing daisies quote “I think it’s brave, to try and be happy.” and that sums it all up better than my clumsy words ever could

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve started the cats on a diet (gotta get rid of those small saggy bellies), & this has resulted in Pangur shadowing me for the last 2 hours, screaming & biting whatever body part I leave accessible

[pangur-and-grim]

no more ankle-biting!

Pangur, why

[pangur-and-grim]

[fistlycuffs]

Remember cat no like banana?

Well she’s doing well and is now a mother!!!

As you can see her babies take a lot from their mommy.

You can find her on twitter (https://twitter.com/orthoraccoony) and whatever vk is!!! (https://vk.com/angrycatnobanana).

[morosexualofficial]

She also loves cotton swabs!! And cotton rounds!! And cotton balls!! I love her

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[peppermintlarry]

honest to god i hate the fairly odd parents SO much why the fuck did TIMMY FUCKING TURNER get god damn fairies?? both his parents love him…. he lives in an upper middle class household…. his only problem is that he has a kind of mean baby sitter sometimes…. AND THEN you look at fuckin chester. his friend chester…. oh my god. this boy deserves fairies so much more… he lives in literal poverty, his dad is UNIVERSALLY HATED so much so that he wears a bag over his face bc he cant even show his face in public without being harassed… and this guy doesnt deserve fairies? are u serious? did u think i wouldnt fuckin notice that shit? did u seriously think i didnt see chester mcbadbat standing right there next to timmy stupid ass turner? chester eats from the fucking GARBAGE CAN. im sorry but i cannot believe for one second that timmy deserves fairies more than chester, who is the sweetest kindest person on the whole damn show and he gets shat on constantly by the universe and the fact that his friend timmy gets god parents and not him is like the icing on the fucking cake huh, the last slap in the face from the universe to confirm to chester that life sucks…. listen chester i am here for you and i love you even when the rest of the world doesnt… i WILL protect you

[talesfromtreatment]

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”