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Rye | All Pronouns | Bi | Very Cool

[berkeleygirl3]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[salligora]

Remembrance of the Flame adoptable taurs pack Sold

[stealmyheartaway]

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

[stealmyheartaway]

awrruf... c'mere

[stealmyheartaway]

rrawrf

[yugirimistwalker]

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

[bluesturngold]

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

[zenzgtandg]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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[scifigrl47]

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.  

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Did you weaponize the chickens?

[justketerthings]

You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[pugman1230]

I've been many many things and done many things.

[pugman1230]

Oh cool. Dusteil account. I thought those were dead by now.

[eclogues]

one of the many things you haven't done or been i see

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[achillesinhighheels]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[grandpajoebucket]

Cheer up charlie

[cetitan]

[stomachofyourdeadsoulmate]

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[chongoblog]

Finally getting my cutie mark to discover it is in fact The Mark Of The Beast :/

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.