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argumate

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

unpatchedglitch

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

argumate

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

knifefightscene

dghschndvbgxbbgvbb yeah

snommelp

zombierightsadvocate

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

spacemonkeyg78

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

writing-and-nutmeg

blujayonthewing

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

rubye402

sailor-moon-rei

sailor moon cupcakes 🧁

nessa007

1x04 // 2x06 // 3x07

seafucker

“what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer” you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

fuckstev-deactivated20240104

animals-are-other-nations

dalmonite

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

daysofstorm

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

roddaprime

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

gokuma

BEST ADOPTED MUM

advanced-procrastination

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

aplacecalledorange

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

txrantinx

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

itsover09-deactivated20200721

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

the-darkest-of-souls

@bennygal16

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

My question is why did you sign up to play the role if you hate it so much? I mean this is funny but STILL.

chinloopa

because

I would let a movie studio wax me and use me as a surfboard for a fraction of that bank. I don’t even remotely question his motives.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Understandable. Have a great day.

van-der-lind

“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???