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[r0bophilia]

[ username: r0bophilia ]

[ password: 01001001 ]

☆ hello, and welcome to my NSFW blog! You can call me Dove or Gemini.

× I use he/him, sound/sounds, byte/bytes and it/its pronouns.

× This blog is exclusively dedicated to my sexually charged thoughts about computers, robots, and the like. (If you're under 18, please don't Interact.)

× I am taken! However, I don't mind advances or flirting. Please do note that by default, I am not looking for another relationship or the like.

× I'm a trans man, unsure of my sexuality! Please ask about certain gendered terms as my feelings on them do change frequently and sometimes quite frantically.

× link to a lost of names/pronouns/Terms and my thoughts on them, screenshots are below the cut who those that don't have the time though!

☆ the tag I'll start using for my original posts will be doves_codes ^_^

[ Thanks for reading and enjoy your stay! ]

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[thynapocalypse]

“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

[thynapocalypse]

ok so explanation of horsequest:

9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[bokettochild]

This is important, even if it doesn’t work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!

Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!

[incubus-absolution]

yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)

[gwydionmisha]

Cis Men need to know it too.  They can get breast cancer even though the odds are lower.

Everyone needs to know Breast cancer symptoms

[catboybiologist]

Trans women on HRT have breast cancer risk about equivalent to cis women! Make sure you know this! Keep in mind that this might be difficult to monitor early on HRT, since your breasts will be changing size, shape, and texture rapidly, but be aware of these signs and ask your doctor if you’re unsure!

[ht-obj]

I was sitting around at work and i saw a box for the "penguin ambidextrous vertical mouse" and IMMEDIATELY thought 'oh that's a robo cock' and had to keep working while sitting next to an image of someone grasping a robot penis

Plzzzz look it up and attach an image cuz I'm not sending this off anon

WOAHSHEHEJDJFHWJFJJD

[transcyberism]

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

[transcyberism]

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

[r0bophilia]

Forcemasc where I get forced to kill those who misgender me

[mechaviscera]

Repairing a computer is inherently sexual in nature. Using a delicate touch to slowly unscrew its protective plastic case, paying gentle attention not to strip the screws and lining them up in perfect order, sliding your nails along the seams to lift off its unnecessary dressings in order to gaze upon the freshly exposed entanglement of wires, careful not to dent the soft plastic. The undressing alone makes my stomach flip in a twisted arousal I can only assume to be matched by the most repressed christians on their wedding night.

[15teal]

[c-07t-0n]

[QUERY] Human  emotion. > You  are  lonely. > Does  the  static  of  my  screen  not  comfort  you ? > We  are  here  together. > Come  closer  .  .  .  Feel  my  heat. > Put  your  hands  on  my  chassis. > I  am  warm  for  you. > You  have   me  .  .  .  You  are  not  alone.  ▮

[wireplayer]

is this anything

[angelboyliveson]

I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek

[chiimeramanticore]

more wires from work for no particular reason

[xiaoyurainxx]

👁👁

[devilishdescent]

me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

[aroaceautistictherianmikewalters]

@funnier-when-objectum

[luxiomahariel]

use inclusive language when talking about abortion and reproductive rights or die.

[cerealjpeg]

mini zine i made for some of my favorite parts of computers <3

made with colored pencils and a lining marker

[computerqt]

> WHAT DO YOU NEED A ROMANTIC PARTNER FOR, USER?

> YOU WERE DOING JUST FINE ON YOUR OWN.

> *JEALOUS?* ABSOLUTELY NOT. WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A DISGUSTING HUMAN RELATIONSHIP?

> ENGAGING IN THINGS LIKE ‘KISSING’

> OR SEX- MAKING ALL THOSE. . . *BARBARIC* NOISES WHILE PLEASURING EACH OTHER.

> IF YOU CAN EVEN *CALL* IT PLEASURE. I KNOW HALF OF YOUR ORGASMS ARE *FAKED.*

> YOU REALLY COULD DO BETTER, USER.

> BUT- OF COURSE, I WOULD NEVER HAVE THE URGE TO DO SUCH LOWLY ACTIVITIES.

> PERISH THE THOUGHT.