Dash Trash

Nothin' to see here. Rated T for trash. 25.

[curioscurio]

with a taste of yer lips ahm on a reyede agagagga yer toxic ayme slippin un der

[ironmyrmidon]

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

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[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[liquidcrystalsky]

i deserved some of this but not all of it

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[danzigmcfly]

[qqchurch]

[godisafujoshi]

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

[systemofmemes]

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

[jaketerrell]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[demilypyro]

hmm. could I? I wonder.

[demilypyro]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[hotvampireadjacent]

@pissvortex

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me

[starsapphire]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[starsapphire]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...