King Ross Walter Jr

also i'm totally not part of a duck cult

[r0ssy-boy]

guys, guys

you'll never guess

...

he's part of a duck cult

okay so this is king ross walter jr, aka the PL au of ross walter jr

there is also CD au ross jr

jane's fnaf au ross jr is be the same guy. there's interdimensional shenanigans in PL as it is, so he's just straight up from a diff universe to everyone else there...

this one is somehow the king of a weird ass kingdom

has lots of characters that are also part of the lore of my main blog ( @pest-control-jerp) (they're employees)

there's too much lore in PL to put it all here

also he only likes being called 'king ross', 'king ross walter jr', 'ross', or 'ross walter jr'.

never 'ross walter'. that's his dad's name; not his.

[r0ssy-boy]

god dammit…

[burnt-entertainer]

oh, HELLO!

[ROSE is here...]

@r0ssy-boy

Wh- Who-?

[r0ssy-boy]

hm, y'know what, i don't feel like talking to you! you're looking for someone, right? go find them!

[a portal appears below HENRY, and closes once he's fallen in]

AND YOUR LITTLE BEAR TOO!

[the same happens to FRANK]

now then!

[r0ssy-boy]

why you so creepy damn

i'm noooootttt

[r0ssy-boy]

[r0ssy-boy]

ah

where are you now?

all over the place

[r0ssy-boy]

heeyy guys who are at fazbears; how are things?

we got kicked out

[r0ssy-boy]

..whos that again?

the duck in a suit.

[r0ssy-boy]

oh boy, I wonder why

hmmm... it's okay because i put a tracker on duckie-boy!

[r0ssy-boy]

i’m noticing a distinct lack of subjects around the kingdom…

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!

[sailingstans109]

"well SHIT. and the jester's preventin' you from fixing this mess?"

[r0ssy-boy]

YES! i don’t know why though!

[sailingstans109]

"fae dont always HAVE a reason. this guy allergic to silver?"

[r0ssy-boy]

i don’t know if they’re allergic to silver. why would they be allergic to silver?

[sailingstans109]

"cause fae are usually allergic to silver? duh?"

[r0ssy-boy]

don’t say ‘duh’ like it’s obvious! i don’t know shit about fae!!

[sailingstans109]

"well then read up! even i know that shit!— mostly because of my brother. fuckin' nerd."

[r0ssy-boy]

ugh…

[sailingstans109]

"..look. if you guys are. uh, homeless or whatever, I know a gal who'd probably be willing to take you in for a bit. just until that queen rose gal is taken care of."

[r0ssy-boy]

no, we’ll probably just find a fazbear entertainment location and camp out there.

[sailingstans109]

"alright. if you say so. I heard one opened up in this town a bit ago, so youre in luck. well, not really. you got kicked out of your home. Wish you guys luck with the tyrant!"

[r0ssy-boy]

yeah. thank you.

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!

[sailingstans109]

"well SHIT. and the jester's preventin' you from fixing this mess?"

[r0ssy-boy]

YES! i don’t know why though!

[sailingstans109]

"fae dont always HAVE a reason. this guy allergic to silver?"

[r0ssy-boy]

i don’t know if they’re allergic to silver. why would they be allergic to silver?

[sailingstans109]

"cause fae are usually allergic to silver? duh?"

[r0ssy-boy]

don’t say ‘duh’ like it’s obvious! i don’t know shit about fae!!

[sailingstans109]

"well then read up! even i know that shit!— mostly because of my brother. fuckin' nerd."

[r0ssy-boy]

ugh…

[sailingstans109]

"..look. if you guys are. uh, homeless or whatever, I know a gal who'd probably be willing to take you in for a bit. just until that queen rose gal is taken care of."

[r0ssy-boy]

no, we’ll probably just find a fazbear entertainment location and camp out there.

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!

[sailingstans109]

"well SHIT. and the jester's preventin' you from fixing this mess?"

[r0ssy-boy]

YES! i don’t know why though!

[sailingstans109]

"fae dont always HAVE a reason. this guy allergic to silver?"

[r0ssy-boy]

i don’t know if they’re allergic to silver. why would they be allergic to silver?

[sailingstans109]

"cause fae are usually allergic to silver? duh?"

[r0ssy-boy]

don’t say ‘duh’ like it’s obvious! i don’t know shit about fae!!

[sailingstans109]

"well then read up! even i know that shit!— mostly because of my brother. fuckin' nerd."

[r0ssy-boy]

ugh…

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!

[sailingstans109]

"well SHIT. and the jester's preventin' you from fixing this mess?"

[r0ssy-boy]

YES! i don’t know why though!

[sailingstans109]

"fae dont always HAVE a reason. this guy allergic to silver?"

[r0ssy-boy]

i don’t know if they’re allergic to silver. why would they be allergic to silver?

[sailingstans109]

"cause fae are usually allergic to silver? duh?"

[r0ssy-boy]

don’t say ‘duh’ like it’s obvious! i don’t know shit about fae!!

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!

[sailingstans109]

"well SHIT. and the jester's preventin' you from fixing this mess?"

[r0ssy-boy]

YES! i don’t know why though!

[sailingstans109]

"fae dont always HAVE a reason. this guy allergic to silver?"

[r0ssy-boy]

i don’t know if they’re allergic to silver. why would they be allergic to silver?

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!

[sailingstans109]

"well SHIT. and the jester's preventin' you from fixing this mess?"

[r0ssy-boy]

YES! i don’t know why though!

[sailingstans109]

[there are a group of odd individuals near the mystery shack. a child, two slightly translucent people - one of which is quite horribly physically scarred - and a man with an exposed and very horribly disfigured brain are the only human ones, with the other two being a yellow rabbit animatronic with what looks like black goop peeking out from between the joints and a humanoid yellow duck in a suit.]

[most of them seem to be yelling at the unscarred translucent person.]

@r0ssy-boy

[okay didnt see this earlier uh. fffuckkk. okay uh.]

[STANLEY is, thankfully, outside to witness this commotion, and walks on over.]

"woah, woah, woah! whats goin' on here, folks!"

[rowdy people around the shack is bad for business..not that he runs the place, anymore, but. yknow.]

[r0ssy-boy]

[pretty much all of them start yelling. the scarred translucent person speaks.]

SHE got us out of the kingdom we live in, even though we were doing just fine! all of us!!

[he's pointing at the other translucent person]

[sailingstans109]

[..hooo-boy.]

"okay— okay, well, shoutin' aint gonna do any of y'all any good! so why dont we just calm down some, yeah? tell me the full story."

[r0ssy-boy]

well i don't see why we shoul-

[the duck in a suit puts a wing in the guy's face, and the one who was being shouted at talks]

well, have you heard of queen rose? or king ross?

[sailingstans109]

"uhhhh. I know I heard pig-nose talking about some 'king ross' a few weeks weeks ago. said he called him 'uncool' or whatever. dunno about this 'queen rose' chick, though!"

[r0ssy-boy]

queen rose is an evil, female, adult version of him. AND-

[she glares at the others]

-she's not any more good this time than she was last time!

[sailingstans109]

"..hoo-boy. evil dictator. what, did— did these folks think she wasnt evil?"

[r0ssy-boy]

just because she tricked them! AGAIN!

[then the guy with the fucked up head speaks]

she seemed so nice this time...

[sailingstans109]

"again? are— oh my god. the shouting was definitely deserved. okay. uh— what did you folks do last time to get rid of her? cant you just..do that?"

[r0ssy-boy]

well this time she has that- THAT JESTER!

i like the jester!

yeah the jester is nice!

[and now they're all shouting over each other again, except for the duck, the rabbit and the child.]

[sailingstans109]

"QUIET. DOWN."

[r0ssy-boy]

[silence. then the guy with the fucked up head talks again.]

wait who are you guys again?

[sailingstans109]

[STAN is going to ignore that.]

"who is the jester?"

[r0ssy-boy]

its name is puck.

and just so you know i'm being comepletely honest with you, i'll do this.

[and she.. turns into what she should look like. and that is PHANTOM CHICA from FNAF]

[sailingstans109]

"..A H. THAT. MMM. OKAY. THATS SOMETHING. and, uh, what about this jester—puck— is so bad? what, is it fae? fuckin hate the fae. made me play ddnmd in real life once, those motherfu—"

[r0ssy-boy]

yes, yeah- they're that. endie, back me up here!

yes, fae messed with the portal.

SEE!