r2bee2

Canadian. 23

[scyllagf-deactivated20230531]

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

[ryebreadgf]

god said let’s give this bitch so much self awareness it’s going to stop her from doing literally anything

[gaphic]

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

[gaphic]

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

[anxietyproblem]

[scyllagf-deactivated20230531]

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

[amourtality]

never understood the whole showing up at your high school reunion revenge fantasy cause like really? high school?? I don’t want anyone from that time in my life to have any idea where I am or what I’m doing. do not perceive me I am dead to you and you are dead to me

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest tweet of the entire year

[uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

2016-2020

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[mitski2020]

[fitzdyke]

have they announced who’s playing twelve year old John Mulaney in S5/6 of The Crown yet?

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[manny-jacinto]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[twilightbimbo]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“Is my daughter’s best friend really trying to seduce me in the woods?  Is this the kind of day I’m having?  I’m not walking away, so am I into this?”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Chronic Scaries

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[momnomnomagon]

The medical grade spook

[creekfiend]

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

[portmanteaurian]

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i propose that “himbo” and “bimbo” are not true opposites and exist more on a four part axis and the missing other two are “herbo” (a big dumb sexy strong woman) and “himbim” (a skinny stupid pretty boy)

[theroguefeminist]

[qsy-draws-a-lot]

Finally someone fixed my problem.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

[beguilewritesstuff]