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Rey - Male - Buddha belly - 25 - LA -

[dardant-universe]

[certasluas]

[hypnopomicwolf]

Get you a freak that

Genuinely loves and cares about you and your mental health.

[0ne-with-nature]

yes pls

[pi-la]

[thatgunnerwayneguy]

I'm a simple guy I like carbs, Netflix, and booty

[collinear]

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

The Matrix (1999) dir. The Wachowskis

[areushittinme]

[death-by-lulz]

“You need technique Squidward”

[viviae]

[fancyclowning]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[theintrovertnation]

[dojacat]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[teodorescupicu-deactivated20181]

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[memewhore]

[ruinedchildhood]