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If I google one more name from something and it is followed by "death", I'm gonna lose my mind.
*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*
*Lies awake at night wondering why you think you're not cute*
Chewie says hello and sends his fuzzy love!
Ooo chewie looks chatty!! A good conversationalist for sure!!!!
Woah! Your cat looks just like mine! (He wouldn't sit still for the pic)
I should be doing my assigned reading, but here i am
If i could describe Dream SMP with one word it would be pain :|
it’s ok everything’s fine
Yo does anyone want to play stardew valley or minecraft together on xbox? 🤔
the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning?
the fact that minecraft youtubers have gone from playing things like parkour and dropper maps together to literal war role-play is the absolute funniest shit to me
philza had three sons; a quiet, calculating king, a confident, gleeful musician, and a loud, over-zealous boy.
philza has three sons; a quiet, traitorous king, a corrupted, long-gone musician, and a silent, broken boy.
some tommyinnit doodles :)
So from my understanding, Philza literally logged on once before, when no one was online, just so he can log out in the perfect spot and then make his dramatic entrance?
And we say Wilbur and Techno are the theater kids. The apples didn't fall far from the tree huh
Dream SMP Finale - Recap
Lots of people were acting incredibly sus (Technoblade & Karl, in particular)
Quackity and Tubbo spoke beforehand, going over who they thought were the most likely traitors (they were sus of Tommy in particular)
Eret got dethroned
Wilbur revealed that he has 11 AND A HALF stacks of TNT
It was revealed that Technoblade had a massive base, where he had a hallway of chests with necessary materials. It was more than you could ever imagine.
The gang geared up, ran into battle. They were fighting on the tower, with the Manbergians below in Manberg.
The Pogtopians came down, and started to push the Manbergians back. They ended up splitting off, and had to regroup.
Dream called Wilbur into a private VC. He said ‘Schlatt’s an idiot,’ said he’d like to surrender, and then said he had something to show the Pogtopians. He brought them to Schlatt.
The Pogtopians surrounded Schlatt (who was just babbligng), and gave him an opportunity to give his last words, before he passed away of ‘natural causes’ (dream made him fall out the world)
Dream revealed that there’s no traitor, he was lying
Wilbur asked Tommy to go up to the podium, make a speech. He called Tommy ‘President-elect’
Tommy stated that he will *not* be taking the role of president. He said he has ‘unfinished business’ and needs his discs
Tommy called it “L’Manberg’ and asked Wilbur to take his place at the podium
Wilbur stated that he cannot be president, and no longer believes in the government. He asked Tubbo to take his place as president. Tubbo said he believes in fixing the nation. He made a beautiful speech. He asked Tommy to be his VP. They started to take down the decorations from Tubbo’s execution.
Wilbur snuck off, going to the bomb room. He heavily debated blowing up L’Manberg.
Philza joined, came to talk to Wilbur.
Infighting started, techno killed Tubbo.
Wilbur pressed the button, blowing up L’Manberg.
Wilbur begged Philza to kill him. Philza hesitated, saying ‘you’re my son. No matter what you’ve done, you’re my son.’. And he murdered Wilbur.
Technoblade was (sort of) the traitor. Wilbur sides heavily with him, saying ‘Pogtopia didn’t win, Manberg didn’t win. I won. Technoblade and I won.’
Technoblade began a speech, and then spawned Withers. Chaos ensued.
Wilbur watched the chaos happen, and logged off the server.
Tubbo and Tommy talked with Technoblade, who said, “You’re president of nothing. Everything is gone. … I am going to kill everybody until there is no government.”
Tommy pulled the true L’manbergians into a vc, bringing them into the L’mantree area. He told them that they still had hope, they still had L’manberg.
Tommy and Tubbo went to the bench, and Tommy told him that it always has been, and always will be the two of them VS Dream.
They talked to Dream, and Tommy said how he needs his discs. Dream blew up his house.
Niki, after all of this, was still worried about Wilbur.
Tommy and Tubbo and Dream listened to a music disc together, Tommy told tubbo to start rebuilding, to make *his* L’manberg.
Dream revealed two new people would be introduced, Connoreatspants joined
Wilbur revealed that he is done with the SMP, and that he really enjoyed writing this story. It is unclear if his absence will be permanent or temporary, but he has stated that he has lots of his own projects that he is focused on working on.
Tubbo hired Quackity as his Secretary of state
I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I WAS REALLY HOPING SOMEONE WOULD HAVE LIKE A REGULAR HOUSE BUILDING STREAM DURING THE WAR BUT I WAS EXPECTING LIKE PURPLED OR SOMETHING THE FACT THAT IT WAS GEORGENOTFOUND HAVING A HOUSE BUILDING STREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR THAT WAS INDIRECTLY STARTED BY HIM IS JUST PEAK COMEDY THANK YOU GEORGE FOR KEEPING YOUR CHARACTER CONSISTENT
wait.
wilbur is now canonically dead. on twitter, wilbur wrote (tldr) that he wont be on the dream smp anymore (or for a while)
last thing that happened to him?
dadza killed him
HIS OWN DAD
KILLED HIM
AND NOW HES CANONICALLY DEAD
BY HIS OWN DAD