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29 - IT enthousiast. Art, whiskey, and nerd shit are the spices of life. Rants are a bug, not a feature. occasionally nsfw.

[ra1nd0g]

Writings of yours truly

How to set up the Chaosbox (RPI)

Hacker Economics Explained

#mine <- my own posts, vents, whatever

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[rlephant]

radiotower b.

[theshunbun]

Rest for Pumpycakes when you can 🎃🧡

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[thememedaddy]

[mokeia]

I’ll always be proud.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[2shadowsdeep]

Theres a lady at work who's a chronic IT equipment murder. Mice, keyboards, docks, laptops...nothing is safe from her.

Like not that long ago she put on too much hand cream and dropped her laptop. She turned up in my office with her hand cream covered laptop in literal half expecting me to quickly fix it.

Anyway I was just helping her install some software on her new laptop and she was completely seriously explaining to me that the reason she keeps breaking IT equipment is because she psychic. She was actually shocked i'd never heard of this phenomenon before.

.....i'm so close to quitting my job.

[ra1nd0g]

Ive had a hobbyist change his own registry to open all executables in excel. Then reboot to fix it.

But also if shes psychic wouldnt she see it coming? So its on purpose? Idk.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[lycanr0t]

comic about determination and hope

part 2

[datamodel-of-disaster]

The day is kicking my fucking ass.

I want to hang out. I want to bid on furniture auctions and go for a walk to the library and masturbate naked on my freshly made bed and watch the sunshine refract in my crystal chandelier.

I don't want to be in meetings.

I don't want to be in meetings.

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[sergeantsporks]

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

[sergeantsporks]

Every time